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Beerfest
"Who's Barry Badrinath?" repeated very fast seven or eight times in a row.
up the muthafuckin' partydawgs!
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- Super Drunkard
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God damn brewery! You know that brewery makes 10,000 bottles of beer a day. I drink 45 of them, and I'm the bad guy! -Landfill
I can't write like Papa, you know I just ain't able
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
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Some great anti-German zingers:
"Real funny, Deutsch-bag"
"Get bent, umlaut!"
"Bring it on, meine bitch!"
And some against(?) the British:
"Looks like we got the Brits in round 1. We already kicked their asses in WWII. Cheer-i-o, let's do it again!"
"Pim Scutney: You're all for a coat and no trousers, you are.
Steve "Fink" Finklestein: I'm sorry, one more time?
Rog Gobshire: Shove off! We're gonna put the skitters in your Alan Whickers, you plonker!
Barry Badrinath: [Looking to Fink] Do you know what he's saying? "
And one against Americans:
"Yeah, you Americans, why don't you go back to strip malls und drink your Zimas and Smirnoff Ices! "
And two of my favorites:
"I once saw him fart a plum... I was plum surprised."
"Hey... I'm drunk, you're drunk... everybody's drunk!"
"Real funny, Deutsch-bag"
"Get bent, umlaut!"
"Bring it on, meine bitch!"
And some against(?) the British:
"Looks like we got the Brits in round 1. We already kicked their asses in WWII. Cheer-i-o, let's do it again!"
"Pim Scutney: You're all for a coat and no trousers, you are.
Steve "Fink" Finklestein: I'm sorry, one more time?
Rog Gobshire: Shove off! We're gonna put the skitters in your Alan Whickers, you plonker!
Barry Badrinath: [Looking to Fink] Do you know what he's saying? "
And one against Americans:
"Yeah, you Americans, why don't you go back to strip malls und drink your Zimas and Smirnoff Ices! "
And two of my favorites:
"I once saw him fart a plum... I was plum surprised."
"Hey... I'm drunk, you're drunk... everybody's drunk!"