Mayhem's a really lucky guy
I evidently don't like shoes
I have proof that Oggar could headbutt an M1A Abrams tank and the tank would lose.
Oggar could then pick up the tank with one arm
Joe the shuttle driver kept me and fiyah from being arrested. Props to you, Joe.
I like to hold conversations with rocks
The staff of the Holiday Inn in Hudson, MA are some of the most tolerant people I'll never remember meeting
treetop and BMMS have no need for sleep
Casino was right when he said that steved is the Cadillac of men which, I guess, makes girlie the Subaru of women?
People in Massachusetts really do hate the Colts. A lot.
I'm very attracted to bodies of water in Boston
That's about all I can recall right now...
What I learned over the weekend
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What I learned over the weekend
why is my moral compass always pointed east? that's the direction of the nearest liquor store.
Re: What I learned over the weekend
she's the bentley of women!!!vagrant wrote:Casino was right when he said that steved is the Cadillac of men which, I guess, makes girlie the Subaru of women?
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Yeah, this weekend was the shit. There was much booze to be had by all. Much love to everyone who stuck around Sunday night for our 3 hours of playing, and to everyone else who we got shitty with throughout the weekend.
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Re: What I learned over the weekend
It's not just Massachusetts, it's all of New England, and I'm sure the hatred you experienced was just scratching the surface. Although the Chargers are definitely moving up the hatred ladder.vagrant wrote:People in Massachusetts really do hate the Colts. A lot.
I didn't fight a secret war in Nicaragua so you could walk these streets of freedom badmouthing Lady America, in your damn mirrored sunglasses!
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Mallory Knox wrote:That was your 69th post...
You're a man now!
What make a man?
Is it the woman in his arms?
Just cause she has big titties?
Or is it the way he fights every day?
....No, it's probably the titties
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It's ALWAYS about the titties!jonnyswagger wrote:Mallory Knox wrote:That was your 69th post...
You're a man now!
What make a man?
Is it the woman in his arms?
Just cause she has big titties?
Or is it the way he fights every day?
....No, it's probably the titties
ivan wrote:Bring it! You foe me, and I'll make brilliant posts that you won't see!
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And the vagina... lets not forget the vagina!Mallory Knox wrote:It's ALWAYS about the titties!jonnyswagger wrote:Mallory Knox wrote:That was your 69th post...
You're a man now!
What make a man?
Is it the woman in his arms?
Just cause she has big titties?
Or is it the way he fights every day?
....No, it's probably the titties
You raise the blade, you make the change
You re-arrange me 'till I'm sane
You lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me.
You re-arrange me 'till I'm sane
You lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me.
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I learned that Ruiner's mom is hot and that Mrs. Judge was unexpectedly into swinging, altough Ruiner's parents and The Judge didn't think that was as funny as Crystal and I did.
Edited to mention: I also learned that my avatar makes me look 45. Thanks to all you fuckers that didn't mention that.
Edited to mention: I also learned that my avatar makes me look 45. Thanks to all you fuckers that didn't mention that.
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It dulls pain, makes the sun shine brighter, and makes boring people more interesting.
"You know, I'm surprised that someone who looks like the aging love child of Big Bird and Snuffaluffagus would bring physical appearance into this." - Oggar
It dulls pain, makes the sun shine brighter, and makes boring people more interesting.
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Sgt. HSA wrote:A few additions:
Roomie apparently doesn't like shirts
Goose will never wear a hat again
Best one liner of the weekend, courtesy of treetop upon seeing Roomie with no shirt on:
"Who the fuck you think you are, douger ?"
Now THAT is the funniest shit ever!
"Plus que ma propre vie" -more than my own life - 10
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I'm missing half a tooth (many of my exploits seem unaccounted for).
The Judge is capable of recognizing my "blackout face"
My right leg is sore
My left knee hurts
I sustained some sort of injury to my ribs.
I inadvertently frighten people.
I'm sure in the near future I will learn more.
The Judge is capable of recognizing my "blackout face"
My right leg is sore
My left knee hurts
I sustained some sort of injury to my ribs.
I inadvertently frighten people.
I'm sure in the near future I will learn more.
I can't write like Papa, you know I just ain't able
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.