I learned that I shouldn't try to walk if I'm being dragged.
I learned (thanks to Fiyah) to ALWAYS watch my footing.
I learned that I should really stop kissing chicks.
I learned how to eat a whole lobster.
I learned that Goose likes to wear socks/sandals, but not for very long.
I learned that Roomie is so nice, he even kissed my gash on my eye.
I learned that Ruiner's parents are scarily similar to mine.
I learned that Fenway is much smaller than I had imagined.
What I learned over the weekend
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Blasphemy!Crystal wrote:I learned that I should really stop kissing chicks.
"You people terrify me. You're like some sort of Unholy Trinity of drunken viking maniacs." - Nil
"You know, I'm surprised that someone who looks like the aging love child of Big Bird and Snuffaluffagus would bring physical appearance into this." - Oggar
It dulls pain, makes the sun shine brighter, and makes boring people more interesting.
"You know, I'm surprised that someone who looks like the aging love child of Big Bird and Snuffaluffagus would bring physical appearance into this." - Oggar
It dulls pain, makes the sun shine brighter, and makes boring people more interesting.
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i learned im the coolest kid in school.
i learned you are all a bunch of jealous assholes (crystal obviously excluded. shes jealous of me, but shes not an asshole about it.)
i learned that passing out in front of a shuttle bus is ok, provided the driver has decent vision.
i learned that my friends here are assholes, who pour water on my lap in front of my parents, making it seem i pissed myself.
i learned i save pissing my pants for occasions such as mayhems furniture and the bed at the holiday inn.
i learned its ok to flip a mattress at the holiday inn.
i learned you are all a bunch of jealous assholes (crystal obviously excluded. shes jealous of me, but shes not an asshole about it.)
i learned that passing out in front of a shuttle bus is ok, provided the driver has decent vision.
i learned that my friends here are assholes, who pour water on my lap in front of my parents, making it seem i pissed myself.
i learned i save pissing my pants for occasions such as mayhems furniture and the bed at the holiday inn.
i learned its ok to flip a mattress at the holiday inn.
You see in this world there are two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.
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I learned that if you're outside of the South and try to request a David Allan Coe song the band will look at you funny.
"Preacher! Go on down and get me some bourbon. J. T. S. Brown. No ice, no glass."
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Noted.whiskeyprick wrote:not true in the west.Rowdydrunk79 wrote:I learned that if you're outside of the South and try to request a David Allan Coe song the band will look at you funny.
"Preacher! Go on down and get me some bourbon. J. T. S. Brown. No ice, no glass."
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... Rowdy was standing outside of Mallory's door singing a Mel Tillis song
"Honey, won't you open that door.... " and poor Bundy had to listen as I chimed in.... and here I thought I had forgotten all my country music!
"Honey, won't you open that door.... " and poor Bundy had to listen as I chimed in.... and here I thought I had forgotten all my country music!
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It's impossible to forget. I grew up in Nashville, country music capitol of the world. No one ever lets me forget that. "Oh you're from Nashville? You must like country music." I don't really, but it's almost like it's engrained in my brain. You can't live in the south and not know country music. It's impossible.Gin McGuinness wrote:... Rowdy was standing outside of Mallory's door singing a Mel Tillis song
"Honey, won't you open that door.... " and poor Bundy had to listen as I chimed in.... and here I thought I had forgotten all my country music!
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I tend to forget you're kinda in my DD time zone.... I must call you one day.190Flask wrote:It's impossible to forget. I grew up in Nashville, country music capitol of the world. No one ever lets me forget that. "Oh you're from Nashville? You must like country music." I don't really, but it's almost like it's engrained in my brain. You can't live in the south and not know country music. It's impossible.Gin McGuinness wrote:... Rowdy was standing outside of Mallory's door singing a Mel Tillis song
"Honey, won't you open that door.... " and poor Bundy had to listen as I chimed in.... and here I thought I had forgotten all my country music!
"Personally I prefer the buzz between 'all is good and well in the universe with this glass' drunk and 'IM A FUCKING VIKING!' drunk." Impish Boozehound
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While I don't recall this some songs are just unforgettable.Gin McGuinness wrote:... Rowdy was standing outside of Mallory's door singing a Mel Tillis song
"Honey, won't you open that door.... " and poor Bundy had to listen as I chimed in.... and here I thought I had forgotten all my country music!
"Preacher! Go on down and get me some bourbon. J. T. S. Brown. No ice, no glass."
- Paul Newman, The Hustler
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- Paul Newman, The Hustler
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