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JudgeLyonell wrote:I think you know more about the weekend dick "hat" then you're letting on.
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Sgt. HSA wrote:Funnier even than that was later on when I was sitting in the cigar bar, and I see BMMS come running through and out the door moving faster than I've ever seen him. Like 5 seconds later Oggar comes charging in, looks around, and says "WHERE IS HE ???"
I don't even remember this, anyone have any idea what that was about? Much of the weekend remains lost to me.
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Sgt. HSA wrote:Funnier even than that was later on when I was sitting in the cigar bar, and I see BMMS come running through and out the door moving faster than I've ever seen him. Like 5 seconds later Oggar comes charging in, looks around, and says "WHERE IS HE ???"
I don't even remember this, anyone have any idea what that was about? Much of the weekend remains lost to me.
I have no idea. At one point BMMS was standing like 10 feet behind you against the wall, as you whirled around and around trying to find him even though he was in plain sight.
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JudgeLyonell wrote:I think you know more about the weekend dick "hat" then you're letting on.
Concur, I seem to remember Roomie not only being there, but being one of the prime instigators.
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It's possible I forgot who I was chasing or perhaps he'd drank himself invisible...
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Sgt. HSA wrote:
Oggar wrote: I don't even remember this, anyone have any idea what that was about? Much of the weekend remains lost to me.
I have no idea. At one point BMMS was standing like 10 feet behind you against the wall, as you whirled around and around trying to find him even though he was in plain sight.
So Oggar is like a Tyrannosaurus and can only see you if you move? That's good to know. I personally think he was chasing BMMS because BMMS hit on every other guy there and Oggar felt left out.
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Oggar was trying to give me a headbutt. And since I am a rational human being, I ran like a girl. The problem is that you can run all you want, eventually you need another drink and he stands near the bar. The first one he gave me I turned my head and it landed on the side of my face so it didn't count. The next one gave me the bright flash you see right before you get knocked out. I think the bourbon had insulated my brain.
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BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:Oggar was trying to give me a headbutt. And since I am a rational human being, I ran like a girl. The problem is that you can run all you want, eventually you need another drink and he stands near the bar. The first one he gave me I turned my head and it landed on the side of my face so it didn't count. The next one gave me the bright flash you see right before you get knocked out. I think the bourbon had insulated my brain.
I saw you staggar away from that. It looked like a light tap, but since Oggar was involved I knew better.
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Well at least one mystery has been solved.
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Oggar wrote:Well at least one mystery has been solved.
You broke your tooth on BMMS's face?
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whiskeyprick wrote:
Oggar wrote:Well at least one mystery has been solved.
You broke your tooth on BMMS's face?
Nah, I had to bitch slap him.
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BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:
whiskeyprick wrote:
Oggar wrote:Well at least one mystery has been solved.
You broke your tooth on BMMS's face?
Nah, I had to bitch slap him.
Smart of you to wait till he'd passed out...
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Cliffie S. Bockerson wrote:
BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:
whiskeyprick wrote:You broke your tooth on BMMS's face?
Nah, I had to bitch slap him.
Smart of you to wait till he'd passed out...
And halfway across the country before I admit it.
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