Made in Mankato

greygoose · Post by **greygoose** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:02 am

BrokeJudge wrote:
Professor Roomie wrote:
BrokeJudge wrote: I'm strangely disturbed by the fact that you should know all the old rich guys in Mankato.....what exactly is it you do for money again???
I only have sex with women. I do occasionally accept cash and gifts to have sex with attractive older women. How is Mrs. Judge?
Awfully close to crossing the line there pal.

Crossing? I think that was more of a pole vault. On a side-note, the Geese would be happy to trek to Minnesota for a midwest invasion.

slushfund · Post by **slushfund** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:08 am

Oggar wrote:I'm pretty sure Josh would have no problem dressing as a wookie.

Cool. Well, I'll get right on that. Probably the best place to find a Wookie/Sasquatch suit is on ebay (unless there's a We Be Wookie store in MN). Ok if I have it shipped directly to Home of Oggar?

Professor Roomie · Post by **Professor Roomie** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:30 am

vagrant wrote: I'm strangely disturbed by the fact that you should know all the old rich guys in Mankato.....what exactly is it you do for money again???

I only have sex with women. I do occasionally accept cash and gifts to have sex with attractive older women. How is Mrs. Judge?[/quote]Awfully close to crossing the line there pal.[/quote]
Crossing? I think that was more of a pole vault. On a side-note, the Geese would be happy to trek to Minnesota for a midwest invasion.[/quote]

There's a line now? I thought it was an appropriate and hilarious response to his comment.

Professor Roomie · Post by **Professor Roomie** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:39 am

slushfund wrote:I got another brillant idea: Roomie, dressed in a Sasquatch suit (head to toe, totally covered), on a leash, held be Her, at the Mall of America. Maybe with a small human baby rubber chew-toy. For Roomie, adequate financial compensation.

Fortunately I don't the money. My pride is not for sale. Anymore.

slushfund · Post by **slushfund** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:44 am

Professor Roomie wrote:
slushfund wrote:I got another brillant idea: Roomie, dressed in a Sasquatch suit (head to toe, totally covered), on a leash, held be Her, at the Mall of America. Maybe with a small human baby rubber chew-toy. For Roomie, adequate financial compensation.
Fortunately I don't the money. My pride is not for sale. Anymore.

You would be anonymous, but ok. Oggar, you interested? I'll hold the leash. Or vice versa.

Mayhem · Post by **Mayhem** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:52 am

Professor Roomie wrote:
slushfund wrote:I got another brillant idea: Roomie, dressed in a Sasquatch suit (head to toe, totally covered), on a leash, held be Her, at the Mall of America. Maybe with a small human baby rubber chew-toy. For Roomie, adequate financial compensation.
Fortunately I don't the money. My pride is not for sale. Anymore.

End of an era, that is.

Post by **Oggar** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:58 am

Hell, I'm in as long as the wookie/saquatch/ape gets a booze ration.

Cheffie · Post by **Cheffie** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:21 pm

slushfund wrote:
SternoBoy wrote:Slushfund's monetary success is clouded in mystery. Some say he invented water chlorination others say it was gun running in New Guinea. Both true but not as lucrative as one might think. The truth is, he started his fortune in Canada selling clubs to baby seal hunters. He later parlayed his small fortune into an evil, world empire based on the production of Colrain Punch brewed and blended by Western Massachusetts slave labor. Now he lurks in South Florida bars leading a seemingly quiet and reclusive life as a border-line alcoholic, amateur mathematician. But don't be fooled. His spies are everywhere.
He was asking about Roomie.

Also, since I have refigured the punch proof and come up with a paltry 26 (instead of the previously poorly computed 47), I am going to experiment with a new punch recipe, the elsewhere mentioned Mongolian Motherfucker...first batch in early January in the new house.

Most Excellent. I must party with you.

Cheers/Slainte till then.

slushfund · Post by **slushfund** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:45 pm

I'm thinking the weekend of Feb 29, when alternative events include the following exhibits:

The History of Electricity in MN

The Sport of War during medieval times

"You're My Kind of Pretty", the nature of romantic love

A Study of Woman as Object in Art: "Bitter Fruits"

What a line-up!

slushfund · Post by **slushfund** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:42 am

The author of the Craptails article lives in Minneapolis! We could get him to speak at a seminar I bet.

Her · Post by **Her** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 4:05 pm

Professor Roomie wrote:
slushfund wrote:I got another brillant idea: Roomie, dressed in a Sasquatch suit (head to toe, totally covered), on a leash, held be Her, at the Mall of America. Maybe with a small human baby rubber chew-toy. For Roomie, adequate financial compensation.
Fortunately I don't the money. My pride is not for sale. Anymore.

Come on. I'll be gentle....you'll LIKE it...trust me....

MethFront · Post by **MethFront** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 4:45 pm

I was just talking with Badfellow about going to MN. The biggest hurdle is my security considerations... and Hank's rider is five times longer than mine. I only need 6-8 armed guards, preferably ones with Ninja-fighting experience.

Post by **Oggar** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 2:38 am

slushfund wrote: You would be anonymous, but ok. Oggar, you interested? I'll hold the leash. Or vice versa.

I'd rather liz.. hold the leash, but I'll have to check her availability.

Mallory Knox · Post by **Mallory Knox** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 10:15 pm

I am intrigued by this...
I could probably drive there.

Keep me posted.

Her · Post by **Her** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 3:05 pm

You bet yer ass you're gonna drive there. Get on it!