Crossing? I think that was more of a pole vault. On a side-note, the Geese would be happy to trek to Minnesota for a midwest invasion.BrokeJudge wrote:Awfully close to crossing the line there pal.Professor Roomie wrote:I only have sex with women. I do occasionally accept cash and gifts to have sex with attractive older women. How is Mrs. Judge?BrokeJudge wrote: I'm strangely disturbed by the fact that you should know all the old rich guys in Mankato.....what exactly is it you do for money again???
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I only have sex with women. I do occasionally accept cash and gifts to have sex with attractive older women. How is Mrs. Judge?[/quote]Awfully close to crossing the line there pal.[/quote]vagrant wrote: I'm strangely disturbed by the fact that you should know all the old rich guys in Mankato.....what exactly is it you do for money again???
Crossing? I think that was more of a pole vault. On a side-note, the Geese would be happy to trek to Minnesota for a midwest invasion.[/quote]
There's a line now? I thought it was an appropriate and hilarious response to his comment.
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Fortunately I don't the money. My pride is not for sale. Anymore.slushfund wrote:I got another brillant idea: Roomie, dressed in a Sasquatch suit (head to toe, totally covered), on a leash, held be Her, at the Mall of America. Maybe with a small human baby rubber chew-toy. For Roomie, adequate financial compensation.
"You people terrify me. You're like some sort of Unholy Trinity of drunken viking maniacs." - Nil
"You know, I'm surprised that someone who looks like the aging love child of Big Bird and Snuffaluffagus would bring physical appearance into this." - Oggar
It dulls pain, makes the sun shine brighter, and makes boring people more interesting.
"You know, I'm surprised that someone who looks like the aging love child of Big Bird and Snuffaluffagus would bring physical appearance into this." - Oggar
It dulls pain, makes the sun shine brighter, and makes boring people more interesting.
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You would be anonymous, but ok. Oggar, you interested? I'll hold the leash. Or vice versa.Professor Roomie wrote:Fortunately I don't the money. My pride is not for sale. Anymore.slushfund wrote:I got another brillant idea: Roomie, dressed in a Sasquatch suit (head to toe, totally covered), on a leash, held be Her, at the Mall of America. Maybe with a small human baby rubber chew-toy. For Roomie, adequate financial compensation.
End of an era, that is.Professor Roomie wrote:Fortunately I don't the money. My pride is not for sale. Anymore.slushfund wrote:I got another brillant idea: Roomie, dressed in a Sasquatch suit (head to toe, totally covered), on a leash, held be Her, at the Mall of America. Maybe with a small human baby rubber chew-toy. For Roomie, adequate financial compensation.
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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Most Excellent. I must party with you.slushfund wrote:He was asking about Roomie.SternoBoy wrote:Slushfund's monetary success is clouded in mystery. Some say he invented water chlorination others say it was gun running in New Guinea. Both true but not as lucrative as one might think. The truth is, he started his fortune in Canada selling clubs to baby seal hunters. He later parlayed his small fortune into an evil, world empire based on the production of Colrain Punch brewed and blended by Western Massachusetts slave labor. Now he lurks in South Florida bars leading a seemingly quiet and reclusive life as a border-line alcoholic, amateur mathematician. But don't be fooled. His spies are everywhere.
Also, since I have refigured the punch proof and come up with a paltry 26 (instead of the previously poorly computed 47), I am going to experiment with a new punch recipe, the elsewhere mentioned Mongolian Motherfucker...first batch in early January in the new house.
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Come on. I'll be gentle....you'll LIKE it...trust me....Professor Roomie wrote:Fortunately I don't the money. My pride is not for sale. Anymore.slushfund wrote:I got another brillant idea: Roomie, dressed in a Sasquatch suit (head to toe, totally covered), on a leash, held be Her, at the Mall of America. Maybe with a small human baby rubber chew-toy. For Roomie, adequate financial compensation.
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I'd rather liz.. hold the leash, but I'll have to check her availability.slushfund wrote: You would be anonymous, but ok. Oggar, you interested? I'll hold the leash. Or vice versa.
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