Tales from the Drunk Side; the Quote-boards

drunkiejohn · Post by **drunkiejohn** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 6:15 pm

Liquornaut --

Been there. Fortunately, didn't do that. Great line.

My contribution: "I'm so drunk, you'll be hungover tomorrow."

-- Ed

Post by **Oggar** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 12:02 pm

The wine urges me on, the bewitching wine, which sets even a wise man to singing and to laughing gently and rouses him up to dance and brings forth words which were better unspoken.
Homer (800 BC - 700 BC)

Same as it ever was.

osyrus1971 · Post by **osyrus1971** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 11:24 pm

From the movie splash:

(to Tom Hanks who is clearly drunk as he falls off a barstool)
"You see, Drinking is a matter of ratios. How drunk you get is directly correlated to the quantity of alcohol you consume in relation to your body weight. So you see, you didn't drink too much, you're just too skinny!!!" :D

Post by **Oggar** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 2:45 pm

We're oppsites. I drive like I want to live and drink like I don't. -Oggar to girlfriend

Fool Ishy · Post by **Fool Ishy** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:24 pm

"I don't have enough Dire Straights in my life." - my bartender

I was drunk and drooling on the bar, but HE was stone undrunk. I still can't believe I heard him correctly. I must have been drunker than I remember.

Uncle Gary · Post by **Uncle Gary** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:48 pm

Slash says in his book: "That's a wonderful side effect of leather pants: when you pee yourself in them, they're more forgiving than jeans,"

Uncle Gary · Post by **Uncle Gary** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 7:25 am

I only drink to make other people seem interesting. -- George Jean Nathan

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 8:35 am

I, allegedly, may have made one or two memorable quote, but, for the life of me, I can't remember them.

Tales from the Drunk Side; the Quote-boards

Great quote from John Candy