sloppy seconds?Savage wrote:You must live in a small village somewhere. In MDM land, the ladies drink bourbon.IndyGuy77 wrote:Huh. I don't think I've ever met a woman that drinks hard stuff straight. It's always beer, wine coolers or mixed drinks.
I find a woman (IN PERSON) that likes Bookers neat and I'll be in love.
* And damn, people. Now I want a sloppy joe. Guess what Grumpy's having for dinner tonight?
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You wish.whiskeyprick wrote:sloppy seconds?Savage wrote:You must live in a small village somewhere. In MDM land, the ladies drink bourbon.IndyGuy77 wrote:Huh. I don't think I've ever met a woman that drinks hard stuff straight. It's always beer, wine coolers or mixed drinks.
I find a woman (IN PERSON) that likes Bookers neat and I'll be in love.
* And damn, people. Now I want a sloppy joe. Guess what Grumpy's having for dinner tonight?
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if I wished for booze i wouldnt be wishinSavage wrote:You wish.whiskeyprick wrote:sloppy seconds?Savage wrote: You must live in a small village somewhere. In MDM land, the ladies drink bourbon.
* And damn, people. Now I want a sloppy joe. Guess what Grumpy's having for dinner tonight?
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I believe it would still be 'there are none' since he said "some redeeming qualities." If he said 'a redeeming quality,' then you would be correct.Sgt. HSA wrote:And it's 'but I am convinced there IS none" - quality is singular.Mayhem wrote: I thought for the longest time that you must have some redeeming quality, but I am convinced that no, there are none.
Then again, I could be completely wrong.
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I'm just a clam full of pearly spheres of misogyny and malcontent.ruiner wrote:thanx for the sig dirtbag.Rooster wrote:I'm surprised Tony Baggadonuts doesn't support the drinking of Vanilla Whiskey-petite.Mayhem wrote:I saw that stuff at the liquor store a couple of weeks ago, and thought that it was an aberration or a hallucination. I'm sorry to have discovered that it's real. I like my Bourbon Whiskey flavored, and vice versa. That WT with honey is not horrible, but no more than a wee dram.
Personally I like my whiskey like I like my women: Thrown on the rocks.
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i did get the sloppy joes ya know.Mayhem wrote:I have no doubt that you are a complete ass. I thought for the longest time that you must have some redeeming quality, but I am convinced that no, there are none.ruiner wrote:and always make your boyfriend sloppy joes.Oggar wrote: Always say you want a beer back because, while small it is still free beer.
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Guys like you always do.ruiner wrote:i did get the sloppy joes ya know.Mayhem wrote:I have no doubt that you are a complete ass. I thought for the longest time that you must have some redeeming quality, but I am convinced that no, there are none.ruiner wrote: and always make your boyfriend sloppy joes.
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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That shit is so wrong on so many levels. First off, my bourbon already has flavor thank you very much. Secondly, it's Philips. I noticed all three flavors at one of my regular haunts and asked the bartender if it sells. He said some weekend regulars like shots of the Vanilla. I asked what they charge for it. $5.25 I think he said. I remember for sure that it was $.50 more than what a regular customer would pay for Knob Creek. What the fuck? And does anyone else agree that SoCo is an abomination and should not be allowed to call itself bourbon?
As far as the bartender being a jackass, well that was sexist, but I have found that a lot of bartenders just aren't used to real drinkers. Several times now I've not only had to explain what "neat" meant, but then was asked if I was sure. Do I look like the type of drinker who would be unsure?
As far as the bartender being a jackass, well that was sexist, but I have found that a lot of bartenders just aren't used to real drinkers. Several times now I've not only had to explain what "neat" meant, but then was asked if I was sure. Do I look like the type of drinker who would be unsure?
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Oh man, I've been asked to explain what "neat" meant too! I was completely taken aback.Professor Roomie wrote: As far as the bartender being a jackass, well that was sexist, but I have found that a lot of bartenders just aren't used to real drinkers. Several times now I've not only had to explain what "neat" meant, but then was asked if I was sure. Do I look like the type of drinker who would be unsure?
As have I, and when I said "You know, just Bourbon with nothing else" I get a bewildered look.girl_friday wrote:Oh man, I've been asked to explain what "neat" meant too! I was completely taken aback.Professor Roomie wrote: As far as the bartender being a jackass, well that was sexist, but I have found that a lot of bartenders just aren't used to real drinkers. Several times now I've not only had to explain what "neat" meant, but then was asked if I was sure. Do I look like the type of drinker who would be unsure?
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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I don't think they do... hold on, I'll Google that...Professor Roomie wrote:And does anyone else agree that SoCo is an abomination and should not be allowed to call itself bourbon?
Good God, they have a terrible website. But they refer to their travesty as a liqueur, not a Bourbon. Thankfully.
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I think it even says so on the bottle. And think real hard about what other booze it's sitting next to at the liqour store. Here's a product description from a different website:ivan wrote:I don't think they do... hold on, I'll Google that...Professor Roomie wrote:And does anyone else agree that SoCo is an abomination and should not be allowed to call itself bourbon?
Good God, they have a terrible website. But they refer to their travesty as a liqueur, not a Bourbon. Thankfully.
http://www.bevmo.com/productinfo.asp?ar ... 0000001647
Southern Comfort is a blend of bourbon and fruit flavors that produce a slightly sweet drink that is great mixed with sweet & sour mix and ice.
Product Information
Company: Southern Comfort
Type: Bourbon
Style: Blended Bourbon
Country: USA
Region: Kentucky
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