Have you guys seen this?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/hottopics/ ... game.shtml
It says I'll be dead after seven pints in one hour! Not really giving me much credit...
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I'm already the go-to medical advisor for countless others...what's one more patient?Mayhem wrote:Sound advice. Can you be my doctor?girl_friday wrote:As long as you stop at 12 each hour, you should be okay.Mayhem wrote:I'm dead, too, after 13. Heavens, maybe I'd better stop drinking, or not.
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Who decided to throw down all their drinks in the first hour? And, if you're going to do that, why would you drink pints? Wouldn't shots be a more sensible choice? After all, they take up less room, giving the booze more space to stretch out and relax..
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He's British, so cut him some slack.girl_friday wrote:That silly little cartoon guy did! He obviously doesn't know his up from his down.ivan wrote:Who decided to throw down all their drinks in the first hour?
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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I chose 4 pints an hour, because I could do that for a few hours and have a grand time. The mean cartoon said some very unflattering things, but I learned something very important:
"-Your libido increases. Men might not, however, be able to perform, as alcohol interferes with the nerve endings that control erections."
Scientists obviously don't know that whiskey dick works both ways.
"-Your libido increases. Men might not, however, be able to perform, as alcohol interferes with the nerve endings that control erections."
Scientists obviously don't know that whiskey dick works both ways.
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You're lucky. It would only let me drink one and still have a good time. Otherwise, I'm just a sloppy little bastard of a cartoon.DrDrinkBastard wrote:I chose 4 pints an hour, because I could do that for a few hours and have a grand time. The mean cartoon said some very unflattering things, but I learned something very important:
"-Your libido increases. Men might not, however, be able to perform, as alcohol interferes with the nerve endings that control erections."
Scientists obviously don't know that whiskey dick works both ways.
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at 4 I'm "tipsy" and BAC is .03 to .1 (kinda large margin for error).
at 15 I'm "mashed" and puky maybe passed out.
Apparently I can't die.
at 15 I'm "mashed" and puky maybe passed out.
Apparently I can't die.
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