i just bumped my leg.

[l...]

getting out of bed to get a drink of booze. i'm sick of drunkard bruises. i feel like the Queens daughter, getting out of bed, and waking up with blue blood case of hemophila. OUCH! also, my head hurts from when i slept in the shrubbery the other night (monday). OUCH.
who else injures themselves whilst drunk?
ME. me!

[Sgt. HSA]

I only injure bathrooms.

[l...]

I only injure bathrooms.

like oggar. people think i'm getting beat up by lee. not the case. it's meself who does said damage. my leg hurts. i just went to the fridge to get said sip of booze, and bumped again!
it's 9-41am. CALGON take me away!

[Sgt. HSA]

I only injure bathrooms.

like oggar.

And Palinka. I feel like I'm in good company.

I got a nice bruise on my leg the other night when drunk; don't remember how I got it, but it's a beaut.

[l...]

I only injure bathrooms.

like oggar.

And Palinka. I feel like I'm in good company.

I got a nice bruise on my leg the other night when drunk; don't remember how I got it, but it's a beaut.

i'm sick of drunkard CSI. i hate it. living w/ a non drunk sucks. all judgemental and shit. i know the freezer of booze and where to find it. WHY IS THERE NO RING ON ME FINGER? hahahha. cause i'm a drunk.

[Sgt. HSA]

like oggar.

And Palinka. I feel like I'm in good company.

I got a nice bruise on my leg the other night when drunk; don't remember how I got it, but it's a beaut.

i'm sick of drunkard CSI. i hate it. living w/ a non drunk sucks. all judgemental and shit. i know the freezer of booze and where to find it. WHY IS THERE NO RING ON ME FINGER? hahahha. cause i'm a drunk.

HD: where did you get that bruise on your leg ?

me: I dunno, I had it when I woke up. I vaguely remember walking into something though.

HD: Oh.

Life has been beautiful since she took up drinking in earnest.

[l...]

And Palinka. I feel like I'm in good company.

I got a nice bruise on my leg the other night when drunk; don't remember how I got it, but it's a beaut.

i'm sick of drunkard CSI. i hate it. living w/ a non drunk sucks. all judgemental and shit. i know the freezer of booze and where to find it. WHY IS THERE NO RING ON ME FINGER? hahahha. cause i'm a drunk.

HD: where did you get that bruise on your leg ?

me: I dunno, I had it when I woke up. I vaguely remember walking into something though.

HD: Oh.

Life has been beautiful since she took up drinking in earnest.

i need a life partner.

[girl_friday]

You are not alone. I bruise like a peach, and never recall how the hell any of them happened.

[twentysevenshots]

A mini-fridge makes a nice night stand and prevents said bruising.

[Rip Rufus]

A mini-fridge makes a nice night stand and prevents said bruising.

I don't remember you ever being at my house.

[Fast Cast]

i'm sick of drunkard CSI. i hate it. living w/ a non drunk sucks. all judgemental and shit. i know the freezer of booze and where to find it. WHY IS THERE NO RING ON ME FINGER? hahahha. cause i'm a drunk.

HD: where did you get that bruise on your leg ?

me: I dunno, I had it when I woke up. I vaguely remember walking into something though.

HD: Oh.

Life has been beautiful since she took up drinking in earnest.

i need a life partner.

One who doesn't react to the 95% of what you say and do that's not significant so that you listen to the 5% they react to that usually winds up being important.

Great spouses know Oh, they utilize Oh, they embrace Oh.
Oh, it's how they roll.

[Mayhem]

i'm sick of drunkard CSI. i hate it. living w/ a non drunk sucks. all judgemental and shit. i know the freezer of booze and where to find it. WHY IS THERE NO RING ON ME FINGER? hahahha. cause i'm a drunk.

HD: where did you get that bruise on your leg ?

me: I dunno, I had it when I woke up. I vaguely remember walking into something though.

HD: Oh.

Life has been beautiful since she took up drinking in earnest.

i need a life partner.

You could have had me but you wouldn't put out.

[l...]

i NEVER put out. that's against my code. such is suckass.

[Steve]

I injure myself on a fairly regular basis and have the permanant scars to prove it. My indiana Jones style scar on my chin makes shaving a pain, which must be why the man himself always has stubble.

[Mayhem]

i NEVER put out. that's against my code. such is suckass.

I even offered money.