What the fuck is this shit?

WildDamnTurkey · Post by **WildDamnTurkey** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 12:51 pm

ST. CHARLES, Mo. - What the ...? A St. Louis-area town is considering a bill that would ban swearing in bars, along with table-dancing, drinking contests and profane music.

City officials contend the bill is needed to keep rowdy crowds under control because the historic downtown area gets a little too lively on some nights.

City Councilman Richard Veit said he was prompted to propose the bill after complaints about bad bar behavior. He says it will give police some rules to enforce when things get too rowdy.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22559988?gt1=10755

Fast Cast · Post by **Fast Cast** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 12:56 pm

Those fucking whore bastards!

shylock · Post by **shylock** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 12:57 pm

Why don't they just ask us to roll over and die.

whiskeyprick · Post by **whiskeyprick** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 12:57 pm

a ban on swearing? yeah right. What are they gonna put a cop in every bar and arrest everyone? Meanwhile, murderers and rapists run amuk.

I think a quarter jar would suffice. If I wanna say "fuck" every other word then I deserve to buy everyone shots.

Sgt. HSA · Post by **Sgt. HSA** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 12:58 pm

My take is if you don't want to deal with that kind of behavior....well, don't go to a bar.

It's always nice to see politicians concentrating on the really important issues, though.

WildDamnTurkey · Post by **WildDamnTurkey** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:00 pm

It made me think of when you're playing three-man or something and you make a rule that you can't curse or you have to drink. Easy at first, but as the night goes on it's impossible.

girl_friday · Post by **girl_friday** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:02 pm

Seriously, the people who try to make that kind of legislation are the same people who would never step foot in a bar in the first place.

If they have a problem with noise, damages, etc. OUTSIDE of the bars, that's one thing, but don't bring those puritanical rules inside those walls. It makes no sense.

shylock · Post by **shylock** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:05 pm

I love the title: If I go outside, I'll offend the smokers. Classic.

JohnnyT · Post by **JohnnyT** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:06 pm

WildDamnTurkey wrote:City officials contend the bill is needed to keep rowdy crowds under control because the historic downtown area gets a little too lively on some nights.

well we can't have that now can we?

BeerMakesMeSmart · Post by **BeerMakesMeSmart** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:12 pm

I want to go to the bar and sip on a Shirley Temple, talk about old episodes of the Andy Griffith show and listen to Anne Murray records.

Who decides what music is profane anyway?

Steve · Post by **Steve** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:17 pm

If swearing in pubs was illegal where I live I know one old fella who'd be doing life. I have NEVER heard anyone swear so much for no reason, it's really funny. If he wanted you to pass the newspaper it's be like this: "Have ya' done wiv that fucking cunt? Then pass the fuckin' bastard 'ere.". The only time he speaks without swearing is when he's ordering a drink from a female server. And he's a proper drinker as well. Hail Raymondo!

Professor Roomie · Post by **Professor Roomie** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:18 pm

Sgt. HSA wrote:...It's always nice to see politicians concentrating on the really important issues, though.

But imaginary problems are so much easier to fix.

JohnnyT · Post by **JohnnyT** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:20 pm

they was jumpin around like a buncha kansas city faggots

shylock · Post by **shylock** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:27 pm

Seriously, they may as well close the bars. How the hell are they going to enforce this shit?

Chupacabras · Post by **Chupacabras** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:07 pm

They need to hire Patrick fuckin' Swayze if their bars are too rowdy. I hear he isn't busy.

What the fuck is this shit?

What the fuck is this shit?

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