code or flaw?liz... wrote:i NEVER put out. that's against my code. such is suckass.
i just bumped my leg.
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i'm a bride of Christ.BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:code or flaw?liz... wrote:i NEVER put out. that's against my code. such is suckass.
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.
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A classy broad like Liz would never give it up for money... oh, wait, I forgot that sarcasm doesn't translate well into writing.Mayhem wrote:I even offered money.liz... wrote:i NEVER put out. that's against my code. such is suckass.
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in addition to mystery black-out bruises there are those nasty crispy finger/hand/arm burns from reaching in to spin the pizza in the oven and or various turkey roasts..I can't tell you how many finger burns-one was so bad that i couldn't wear my wedding rings for 2 weeks!
and honorable mention for mouth burns from eating piping hot pizza!
oh how i love to neurotically rub my tongue against the mouth roof blister until i peel it off only to have MORE excruciating mouth pain!
and honorable mention for mouth burns from eating piping hot pizza!
oh how i love to neurotically rub my tongue against the mouth roof blister until i peel it off only to have MORE excruciating mouth pain!
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felinamojokitty wrote:in addition to mystery black-out bruises there are those nasty crispy finger/hand/arm burns from reaching in to spin the pizza in the oven and or various turkey roasts..I can't tell you how many finger burns-one was so bad that i couldn't wear my wedding rings for 2 weeks!
and honorable mention for mouth burns from eating piping hot pizza!
oh how i love to neurotically rub my tongue against the mouth roof blister until i peel it off only to have MORE excruciating mouth pain!
haha! i just got over one of these mouth burns but not from pizza from hot soup. it's still tender when i press my tongue there.
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The only solution is to continue burning your mouth until it is full of zentystical magistry. This also works with fingers.bluebottle wrote:felinamojokitty wrote:in addition to mystery black-out bruises there are those nasty crispy finger/hand/arm burns from reaching in to spin the pizza in the oven and or various turkey roasts..I can't tell you how many finger burns-one was so bad that i couldn't wear my wedding rings for 2 weeks!
and honorable mention for mouth burns from eating piping hot pizza!
oh how i love to neurotically rub my tongue against the mouth roof blister until i peel it off only to have MORE excruciating mouth pain!
haha! i just got over one of these mouth burns but not from pizza from hot soup. it's still tender when i press my tongue there.