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Professor Roomie
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I'm not a doctor, but I have told women that I'm a medical student so that they'd have sex with me.
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Professor Roomie wrote:I'm not a doctor, but I have told women that I'm a medical student so that they'd have sex with me.
Dr. Josh Jiggalo, MD.
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slushfund wrote:
Mayhem wrote:Ruiner's an EMT, and that's like a doctor.
Really? I did not know that. So if he hurts himself, we can just call him to take care of it? That bungee jumping in MN seems more and more likely.
Yep, exactly. He once jumped off a cliff in to the Atlantic Ocean.
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Professor Roomie wrote:I'm not a doctor, but I have told women that I'm a medical student so that they'd have sex with me.
This one is going in the memory bank.
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I grew up in a family of nurses. Plus I spent a lot of time in Er's and doctors offices. That all changed once I found booze, apparently booze makes you indestructable.
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