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Shot Thread
Last edited by MethFront on Sat Jul 31, 2010 5:02 pm, edited 4 times in total.
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Re: Shot Thread
Uh Oh... hot wings so spicy they're giving me the freak-on. Must counter with booze.
\.>boozestat
SJ... (not found)
Jameson... (not found)
Chartreuse... (access denied)
Hornitos... (not found)
Teacher's... (j:\losers and bedwettings\8675309\desktop\Teacher's.exe)
Michtner's... (access denied)
\.>cd \j:\losers and bedwettings\8675309\desktop\
\.>Teacher's.exe
...Executing shot.
Parsing error.
[+++NO CARRIER+++]
\.>boozestat
SJ... (not found)
Jameson... (not found)
Chartreuse... (access denied)
Hornitos... (not found)
Teacher's... (j:\losers and bedwettings\8675309\desktop\Teacher's.exe)
Michtner's... (access denied)
\.>cd \j:\losers and bedwettings\8675309\desktop\
\.>Teacher's.exe
...Executing shot.
Parsing error.
[+++NO CARRIER+++]
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Re: Shot Thread
/.>Seriously, I am totally disappointed with you lot.
?Syntax Error
/.>Dammit
Bad command or filename.
/.>run d:\apps\1337haxx0r.exe
Band kumquats for hippotomae.
/.>Oh. OK.
?Syntax Error
/.>Wait. WhAt!?!?
Executing...
[|more...]
#PUSH #FF00867
#PUSH #FFA5309
EXECUTING DEFAULT PROTOCOL T182
...TEACHER'S
...SipPiNaTiNg
**chser rqurd**
?Syntax Error
/.>Dammit
Bad command or filename.
/.>run d:\apps\1337haxx0r.exe
Band kumquats for hippotomae.
/.>Oh. OK.
?Syntax Error
/.>Wait. WhAt!?!?
Executing...
[|more...]
#PUSH #FF00867
#PUSH #FFA5309
EXECUTING DEFAULT PROTOCOL T182
...TEACHER'S
...SipPiNaTiNg
**chser rqurd**
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Re: Shot Thread
I threw out my Commodore 64 today.
10 PRINT "SHOT OF EVAN WILLIAMS"
20 GOTO 10
RUN
10 PRINT "SHOT OF EVAN WILLIAMS"
20 GOTO 10
RUN
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Re: Shot Thread
I learned BASIC in high school.
You should see some of the crap that we have in storage.
You should see some of the crap that we have in storage.
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Re: Shot Thread
Pussy.methfront wrote:
Chartreuse... (access denied)
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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Re: Shot Thread
Someone said shot? Let's go!
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Re: Shot Thread
LETS FUCKIN SHOOT ITLushie wrote:Someone said shot? Let's go!
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Re: Shot Thread
im out of shots. lately all i ever shoot is vodka and tequila. none to be found. way too drunk to drive too.
You see in this world there are two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.
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Re: Shot Thread
Nice...shots are like cheap whores, they do the trick but end up tossing you on you ass..or at least in vietnam they doruiner wrote:im out of shots. lately all i ever shoot is vodka and tequila. none to be found. way too drunk to drive too.
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Re: Shot Thread
king buzzo wrote:Nice...shots are like cheap whores, they do the trick but end up tossing you on you ass..or at least in vietnam they doruiner wrote:im out of shots. lately all i ever shoot is vodka and tequila. none to be found. way too drunk to drive too.
ill take your word for it. tomorrow maybe i will pick some more up after laboring for the judge for beer.
You see in this world there are two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.
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Re: Shot Thread
Do that and remember that drinking is only fighting half the battle...ruiner wrote:king buzzo wrote:Nice...shots are like cheap whores, they do the trick but end up tossing you on you ass..or at least in vietnam they doruiner wrote:im out of shots. lately all i ever shoot is vodka and tequila. none to be found. way too drunk to drive too.
ill take your word for it. tomorrow maybe i will pick some more up after laboring for the judge for beer.
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Re: Shot Thread
Y'all nerds.methfront wrote:/.>Seriously, I am totally disappointed with you lot.
?Syntax Error
/.>Dammit
Bad command or filename.
/.>run d:\apps\1337haxx0r.exe
Band kumquats for hippotomae.
/.>Oh. OK.
?Syntax Error
/.>Wait. WhAt!?!?
Executing...
[|more...]
#PUSH #FF00867
#PUSH #FFA5309
EXECUTING DEFAULT PROTOCOL T182
...TEACHER'S
...SipPiNaTiNg
**chser rqurd**
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Re: Shot Thread
Think I'll have a shot o' Jerry while nursing this jumbo White Russian.
Down the hatch!
Down the hatch!
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Re: Shot Thread
Edited to say I am an idiot
Last edited by ThirstyDrunk on Sun Jun 01, 2008 1:40 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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