I don't know any of you people, it seems, so even though it seems like I've been hanging around this place forever I feel like I need to introduce myself.
I like booze.
I once trashed an entire house with water damage when in a blackout.
Who needs a drink ? I'm buying - virtual drinks tend to be dirt cheap.
Cheers, all you motherfuckers.
Hi, I'm Sarge
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- Sgt. HSA
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Hi, I'm Sarge
drink your fucking drink, Drunkards answer to no one
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- cornbread714
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Re: Hi, I'm Sarge
Fuck off, Sarge
I hate leaders
Cheers **clink**
I hate leaders
Cheers **clink**
Live like a pig, die like a dog
"Everyone sleeps before I do. Sometimes I do not know what to do with myself; then the trouble begins."
-Savage
"Everyone sleeps before I do. Sometimes I do not know what to do with myself; then the trouble begins."
-Savage
Re: Hi, I'm Sarge
hello i'm private joker.
Watch "The Money Masters" on youtube and read "The Creature From Jekyll Island" by G. Edward Griffin to unveil the true enemy.
Innovating the human race to extinction.™
Long live David Icke!
Innovating the human race to extinction.™
Long live David Icke!
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calx wrote:hello i'm private joker.
I like you, private Joker. In fact, you can fuck my sister.
But only if you buy me a drink first.
drink your fucking drink, Drunkards answer to no one
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Re: Hi, I'm Sarge
If I hafta go in the military, I wanna be Major Millions
Live like a pig, die like a dog
"Everyone sleeps before I do. Sometimes I do not know what to do with myself; then the trouble begins."
-Savage
"Everyone sleeps before I do. Sometimes I do not know what to do with myself; then the trouble begins."
-Savage
Re: Hi, I'm Sarge
pics of said sister first plz.Sgt. HSA wrote:calx wrote:hello i'm private joker.
I like you, private Joker. In fact, you can fuck my sister.
But only if you buy me a drink first.
Watch "The Money Masters" on youtube and read "The Creature From Jekyll Island" by G. Edward Griffin to unveil the true enemy.
Innovating the human race to extinction.™
Long live David Icke!
Innovating the human race to extinction.™
Long live David Icke!
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Re: Hi, I'm Sarge
Sarge is good people.
You wippersnappers could learn a thing or two from him.
Cheers, RF, fake drinks on me!
You wippersnappers could learn a thing or two from him.
Cheers, RF, fake drinks on me!
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I'll have to get them from private pyle.calx wrote:pics of said sister first plz.Sgt. HSA wrote:calx wrote:hello i'm private joker.
I like you, private Joker. In fact, you can fuck my sister.
But only if you buy me a drink first.
drink your fucking drink, Drunkards answer to no one
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Re: Hi, I'm Sarge
Sorry Sgt.HSA,
I'm just a smart-mouth newbie slacker who is a disgrace to the Corps...
Just gimme a 4-F discharge so I can go back to drinking shoe polish strained thru white bread like a real Bluesman
I'm just a smart-mouth newbie slacker who is a disgrace to the Corps...
Just gimme a 4-F discharge so I can go back to drinking shoe polish strained thru white bread like a real Bluesman
Live like a pig, die like a dog
"Everyone sleeps before I do. Sometimes I do not know what to do with myself; then the trouble begins."
-Savage
"Everyone sleeps before I do. Sometimes I do not know what to do with myself; then the trouble begins."
-Savage
Re: Hi, I'm Sarge
oho!
Watch "The Money Masters" on youtube and read "The Creature From Jekyll Island" by G. Edward Griffin to unveil the true enemy.
Innovating the human race to extinction.™
Long live David Icke!
Innovating the human race to extinction.™
Long live David Icke!
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Re: Hi, I'm Sarge
It's great to be 49 years old and called a "wippersnapper"
I think there should be an "H" in there somewhere, though...
Thank Jeebuz there's no longer any "H" in me, and somehow I never caught the Hep "C"...
It's just great to be 49
Cheers, everyone,
I'm sorry if I'd rather cook sacred cows
I think there should be an "H" in there somewhere, though...
Thank Jeebuz there's no longer any "H" in me, and somehow I never caught the Hep "C"...
It's just great to be 49
Cheers, everyone,
I'm sorry if I'd rather cook sacred cows
Live like a pig, die like a dog
"Everyone sleeps before I do. Sometimes I do not know what to do with myself; then the trouble begins."
-Savage
"Everyone sleeps before I do. Sometimes I do not know what to do with myself; then the trouble begins."
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cornbread714 wrote:I'm sorry if I'd rather cook sacred cows
Mmmmmm.....steak
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Sgt. HSA wrote:cornbread714 wrote:I'm sorry if I'd rather cook sacred cows
Mmmmmm.....steak
Sgt. HSA,
Hey bro, hope you know I'm just kiddin' around,
I love this forum, I feel like part of this big dysfunctional, but fun, family...
But, my instinct leads me towards black-sheepism
Baaaaah!
Live like a pig, die like a dog
"Everyone sleeps before I do. Sometimes I do not know what to do with myself; then the trouble begins."
-Savage
"Everyone sleeps before I do. Sometimes I do not know what to do with myself; then the trouble begins."
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hi sarge. im ruiner. ive never, ever, under any circumstances, done anyone any harm. seriously.
You see in this world there are two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.
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Hi sarge.. I gotta love ya *in nonj-gay* ways.. cuz we're cosmopolitians (i spelled that right nazis)
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