new girl! Drinks on me!
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- Wanderlife
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new girl! Drinks on me!
Hey! I 'mk kinda new here but kinda not. Love and cheeres to everyone and the best drink of your choice on me!! Haeelo amd hello! Have adrink !
Re: new girl! Drinks on me!
A much needed Newcastle Brown for me, I drank my local out of the stuff over the weekend and had to drink lager last night, which might as well have been water.
- Wanderlife
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Re: new girl! Drinks on me!
Then a case of newcastle brown to you!
- Le Boozificator
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But, but... he is english, and his name is Steve, like Steve Steve you know, he probabily lied. While I, of course, really deserves that barrel of Guinness you so kindly offered to pay for.Wanderlife wrote:Then a case of newcastle brown to you!
"Aaaah, the great smurff infestation we had here back in April - The Professor lost part of his ear in that battle, but he emerged victorious, and was rewarded with a tin of Friskies "Ocean Whitefish and Tuna in sauce."
Thirsty about The Great Smurff Infestation days, one month before he blew up the KASTLE! again, trying to create a 220 proof alcohol again...
Thirsty about The Great Smurff Infestation days, one month before he blew up the KASTLE! again, trying to create a 220 proof alcohol again...
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Re: new girl! Drinks on me!
Don't listen to those screwy Europeans. El Boozy and Steve are in love, but it's a "Romeo & Juliet" type thing because one of the them is a limey and the other a frog.
But they do like good beers - I'll have a Newcastle and a Guinness, please.
But they do like good beers - I'll have a Newcastle and a Guinness, please.
"You know, you remind me of a poem I can't remember, and a song that may never have existed, and a place I'm not sure I've ever been to." - A.J.S.
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- Wanderlife
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Re: new girl! Drinks on me!
Well then a case of newcastel and another of guiness too all the romeoes and juliettes and their friends and aquaintences too!!
- Wanderlife
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Steve...nice name. Imagine a roman fountain with your favorite pouring out eternaly....yum...don;t u think?
- Le Boozificator
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You know that at one point Steve is going to find that post don't you? And you know that it's going to start all over again: the poems, the flowers, the desperate phone calls in the small hours of the morning... You just gave him hope while it took me months to finally convince him to go look for disgusting love somewhere else!Rip Rufus wrote:Don't listen to those screwy Europeans. El Boozy and Steve are in love, but it's a "Romeo & Juliet" type thing because one of the them is a limey and the other a frog.
But they do like good beers - I'll have a Newcastle and a Guinness, please.
"Aaaah, the great smurff infestation we had here back in April - The Professor lost part of his ear in that battle, but he emerged victorious, and was rewarded with a tin of Friskies "Ocean Whitefish and Tuna in sauce."
Thirsty about The Great Smurff Infestation days, one month before he blew up the KASTLE! again, trying to create a 220 proof alcohol again...
Thirsty about The Great Smurff Infestation days, one month before he blew up the KASTLE! again, trying to create a 220 proof alcohol again...
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You can deny it all you want, but those of us on this board have watched this romance blossom over the past couple months. Dingbat will crushed to find out about it.
"You know, you remind me of a poem I can't remember, and a song that may never have existed, and a place I'm not sure I've ever been to." - A.J.S.
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You've just revealed all your filthiest fantasies. You wish you had my affections instead of my derisive laughter. You are a sick man, and you should not be allowed to use guns or bombs or tanks and stuff like that.El Boozificator wrote:You know that at one point Steve is going to find that post don't you? And you know that it's going to start all over again: the poems, the flowers, the desperate phone calls in the small hours of the morning... You just gave him hope while it took me months to finally convince him to go look for disgusting love somewhere else!Rip Rufus wrote:Don't listen to those screwy Europeans. El Boozy and Steve are in love, but it's a "Romeo & Juliet" type thing because one of the them is a limey and the other a frog.
But they do like good beers - I'll have a Newcastle and a Guinness, please.
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That's the kind of quality posts people should be making!Wanderlife wrote:Steve...nice name. Imagine a roman fountain with your favorite pouring out eternaly....yum...don;t u think?
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Rip, you need medical help.Rip Rufus wrote:You can deny it all you want, but those of us on this board have watched this romance blossom over the past couple months. Dingbat will crushed to find out about it.
- cornbread714
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Re: new girl! Drinks on me!
Cheers, Wanderlife! I'll take one of those cases of Newcastle if you're still buying. And don't let these international deviants hijack your thread..
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It's nothing that a shot of penicillin won't clear up.Steve wrote:Rip, you need medical help.Rip Rufus wrote:You can deny it all you want, but those of us on this board have watched this romance blossom over the past couple months. Dingbat will crushed to find out about it.
"You know, you remind me of a poem I can't remember, and a song that may never have existed, and a place I'm not sure I've ever been to." - A.J.S.
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- KaosDad
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Re: new girl! Drinks on me!
"new girl! Drinks on me!" as in Body Shots? In that case - Balvinie Double Cask in the navel please!