When, at long last, you finally hit the Wall, and you certainly shall,
One would hope to be amongst friends and, dearly dare I say,
Drunkards of Honor.
Case in point, my dearest Barca & MOL.
Who, but the idiot Badfellow on his vacation (drinking all day Thursday thrust forth on an empty stomach) would trust his ward to anyone else in such disarray?
Who else but Barca would haul me up from the mucky bar floor (by the drag tag) after my legs physically failed (they hurt like a burnin fuckin napalm Hanoi Jane Fonda work-out for 4 days after the fact; lactic acid muscle build-up = poor metabolism of mass booze)? And that this gentleman paid to have my vehicle driven home after smartly snatching the keys. Who else, indeed?
I am in debt. Truly. Thank you, fine Drunkards.
Hope, please hope, you dear fucking witless morons, that you have friends like this.
The quality of their character
Cannot be quantified in prose
Nor poetry
Nor the most eloquent of liquored-up diatribes.
Gratitude.
The Wall: Hope you meet Barca & MOL
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Re: The Wall: Hope you meet Barca & MOL
Their fine character is a grace to us all.
I feel like I;' Typing down hill.
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Re: The Wall: Hope you meet Barca & MOL
How lucky you are to have been in the company of such truly noble drunkards.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Re: The Wall: Hope you meet Barca & MOL
good people to throw a good drunk on with for sure.
You see in this world there are two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.
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Re: The Wall: Hope you meet Barca & MOL
i'm touched.
i may be an okay drunk, but i'm not a very smart worker. i should have taken the day off today. wtf am i doing here?
i may be an okay drunk, but i'm not a very smart worker. i should have taken the day off today. wtf am i doing here?
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"this thread should be called WEAK drunk pics. more people should be bloody and passed out" -old crow
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Re: The Wall: Hope you meet Barca & MOL
Enjoying the company of the Tribe? For they only can understand your hangover?MeanOldLady wrote:i'm touched.
i may be an okay drunk, but i'm not a very smart worker. i should have taken the day off today. wtf am i doing here?
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Thirsty about The Great Smurff Infestation days, one month before he blew up the KASTLE! again, trying to create a 220 proof alcohol again...
Thirsty about The Great Smurff Infestation days, one month before he blew up the KASTLE! again, trying to create a 220 proof alcohol again...
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Re: The Wall: Hope you meet Barca & MOL
We've all been on both sides of the crutch. We've been the blessed guardian angels and been blessed by our guardian angel friends. Part of the beauty that allows us to continue the pursuit of fine drunkardom. The cycle continues. It's a beautiful thing.
"I don't start the day. I continue the night."
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"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
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"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
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Re: The Wall: Hope you meet Barca & MOL
They obviously like you better than me. They made me honk at the cop who swung a U-turn in front of us.Badfellow wrote: And that this gentleman paid to have my vehicle driven home after smartly snatching the keys. Who else, indeed?
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Re: The Wall: Hope you meet Barca & MOL
I'm pretty sure I've heard a far different version of that story, from Batman no less!DrDrinkBastard wrote:They obviously like you better than me. They made me honk at the cop who swung a U-turn in front of us.Badfellow wrote: And that this gentleman paid to have my vehicle driven home after smartly snatching the keys. Who else, indeed?
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But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
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Re: The Wall: Hope you meet Barca & MOL
I have "drinking w/ MDM Minnesotans" on my list of things to-do in my lifetime.. That would certainly include the MOL and badfellow and barca.. (already drank w/ oggar but since we don't remember most of it, we'll have to do it again)
22:21 Thirsty i was too drunk to be high
[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me
[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me
Re: The Wall: Hope you meet Barca & MOL
I'm pretty sure that he threw up 7 Tom Collins on the floor in front of the bar that night.Oggar wrote:I'm pretty sure I've heard a far different version of that story, from Batman no less!DrDrinkBastard wrote:They obviously like you better than me. They made me honk at the cop who swung a U-turn in front of us.Badfellow wrote: And that this gentleman paid to have my vehicle driven home after smartly snatching the keys. Who else, indeed?
That doesn't make him wrong, mind you.
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Mr Collins isn't wrong?DrDrinkBastard wrote:I'm pretty sure that he threw up 7 Tom Collins on the floor in front of the bar that night.Oggar wrote:I'm pretty sure I've heard a far different version of that story, from Batman no less!DrDrinkBastard wrote:
They obviously like you better than me. They made me honk at the cop who swung a U-turn in front of us.
That doesn't make him wrong, mind you.
22:21 Thirsty i was too drunk to be high
[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me
[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me
Re: The Wall: Hope you meet Barca & MOL
MOL has the schizzle because the hates Beserkly and when reading her posts I get to gaze on my favorite governor...
Borracho
Borracho
MeanOldLady wrote:i'm touched.
i may be an okay drunk, but i'm not a very smart worker. i should have taken the day off today. wtf am i doing here?
Never get married. It's cheaper to buy a house every ten years and give it to some woman you hate...