"Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth."
-Steve Allen
Children and Mixing Drinks
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- spoonturtle37
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Children and Mixing Drinks
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not NOT beatnikmao's kids...PICS MAYHEM???
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
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I give you Jack:liz... wrote:not NOT beatnikmao's kids...PICS MAYHEM???
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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- spoonturtle37
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Re: Children and Mixing Drinks
Ha! Alright, it may not be unseemly...disturbingly cute, actually. But the vermouth...
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Important note, you gotta ask for at least four fingers of booze with the little ones.
3rd grade, 8 years old, my son's compound word for the week in class -cocktail. Luckily the teacher likes me.
3rd grade, 8 years old, my son's compound word for the week in class -cocktail. Luckily the teacher likes me.
"This drink's a shortcut to far out."
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The last Saturday in April...
The Clan's gather in northern MI for the 2nd most sacred of weekends. [not including NASCAR at MIS]
Opening Weekend of Trout Season.
Cribbage, Old Fashioneds and funny plastic pants to walk around the river in.
The children are taught 3 things - how to properly muddle and mix an Old Fashioned, count cribbage and drive a stick shift.
With proper instruction and supervision, the little buggers can make a fine cocktail.
The Clan's gather in northern MI for the 2nd most sacred of weekends. [not including NASCAR at MIS]
Opening Weekend of Trout Season.
Cribbage, Old Fashioneds and funny plastic pants to walk around the river in.
The children are taught 3 things - how to properly muddle and mix an Old Fashioned, count cribbage and drive a stick shift.
With proper instruction and supervision, the little buggers can make a fine cocktail.
fuck em man, it ain't easy walkin the righteous path.
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Re: Children and Mixing Drinks
they are not all the same...spoonturtle37 wrote:"Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth."
-Steve Allen
I would let my grandson allow to mix a drink (not drink it however) and I'm pretty sure it will taste well...
beer and wine, wine and beer
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then I'll find you here...
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My dad taught me to mix drinks as a kid. Later, I found out I had been instructed in a very heavy pour.....I remember when I was a freshman in college I went to a party and a guy made me a rum and coke....for a moment I thought he forgot to the rum in. In reality, Dad's proportions were about right on, when it comes to canonical booze law....the college scene was just full of a bunch of lightweights.
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Cowboy Joe wrote:My dad taught me to mix drinks as a kid. Later, I found out I had been instructed in a very heavy pour.....I remember when I was a freshman in college I went to a party and a guy made me a rum and coke....for a moment I thought he forgot to the rum in. In reality, Dad's proportions were about right on, when it comes to canonical booze law....the college scene was just full of a bunch of lightweights.
Isn't it amazing how many supposedly real drinkers come out of college wit ni idea how mix a decent cocktail or pour even the basic mixed drinks?
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Mayhem, what really makes those pics is the look on his face of a job well done. You can;t teach that kinda pride.
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"The word "pub" should never need to be followed by the word "why""
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"The word "pub" should never need to be followed by the word "why""
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i used to get my kids to help me brew beer, the whole process from vat to cap
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Re: Children and Mixing Drinks
my great grand pap had his kid help break Probation in the 20
I help my dad brew beer as we lived in Alaska Kentucky as he was in the Army we lived in dry countries
I also made strong rum and cokes,screwdrivers for him and his friends
I help my dad brew beer as we lived in Alaska Kentucky as he was in the Army we lived in dry countries
I also made strong rum and cokes,screwdrivers for him and his friends