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You've been invited to a private party. You have been picked up by a limousine. When you arrive, the attendant for valet parking opens your car door. You proceed to the entrance of a very nice home.

LADIES: When you ring the door bell, a man (like a Chippendale) opens the door and is awaiting your preference for a drink, dressed only in a bow tie, and a g-string. He asks what drink you would like to start out the evening with. You answer with ......

MEN: When you ring the door bell, a woman (like a Stripper) opens the door and is awaiting your preference for a drink, dressed only in a bow tie, and a thong. She asks what drink you would like to start out the evening with. You answer with ......

What is your answer?
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Yes.
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Sounds a classy joint. I'll go with a bottle of Buckfast.
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spam
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Spam ain't the move, its imitation ham!
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Hey Bernie, how's that sports package?
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I vomit on the floor and then demand cheep whiskey, served in a crystal bowl of course!
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How come there is a "valet for parking" if everybody is getting dropped off by a limo? Does not compute.
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FNZ wrote:How come there is a "valet for parking" if everybody is getting dropped off by a limo? Does not compute.
Just wait for the part when the valet turns into a Rottweiller with a 454 Magnum and kills a mountain lion with a bow when it's not looking.

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A double Pikesville, straight up. Since this is a party.

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DrDrinkBastard wrote:
FNZ wrote:How come there is a "valet for parking" if everybody is getting dropped off by a limo? Does not compute.
Just wait for the part when the valet turns into a Rottweiller with a 454 Magnum and kills a mountain lion with a bow when it's not looking.

The things get badass
Wicked cool!

If it's going to be like that, I'll take a Yage tea with a back of Masai cow's bllod and milk.
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I've got a few questions. Is the guy/girl that greets us there for everyone or do I get my own personal hot and practically naked chick to myself? Aside from bring me drinks what else is she willing to do for me?
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Beethoven wrote:You've been invited to a private party. You have been picked up by a limousine. When you arrive, the attendant for valet parking opens your car door. You proceed to the entrance of a very nice home.

LADIES: When you ring the door bell, a man (like a Chippendale) opens the door and is awaiting your preference for a drink, dressed only in a bow tie, and a g-string. He asks what drink you would like to start out the evening with. You answer with ......

MEN: When you ring the door bell, a woman (like a Stripper) opens the door and is awaiting your preference for a drink, dressed only in a bow tie, and a thong. She asks what drink you would like to start out the evening with. You answer with ......

What is your answer?
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incognito wrote:I've got a few questions. Is the guy/girl that greets us there for everyone or do I get my own personal hot and practically naked chick to myself? Aside from bring me drinks what else is she willing to do for me?
No "slap & tickle" for you.
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@El Boozo: Yes, it is indeed the same retard who started this.
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