What "drink" do you consider to be a sissy drink?

[Draknurd Cixelsyd]

Anything with an umbrella in it? Anything that is sweet or, masking the flavor of the alcohol? What?

[Wingman]

zima. i tried one time in college to get drunk on those things when they first came out, and just couldn't.

"if whiskey on the rocks is good enough for Frank, it's good enough for me."
"does Frank take an umbrella in his drink?"
"not even when it's raining."

[Draknurd Cixelsyd]

Wingman, I completely agree. I also tried them. Talk about heartburn! And, like you I never caught a buzz.

[Curb Feeler]

Anything with a non-alcoholic ingredient is suspect in my book, but my book is small and I'm the only one who reads it.

If it's good booze, drink it straight.
If it's not good booze, consider it a test of character and drink it straight anyways.

[Shane-O-Matic]

Poof juice.

Sourz, and the like. I don't drink to get a sugar high.

[5-Star]

I've been trying to work my way through my local's bar menu. The scotches almost killed my wallet. I am now on the "drop shot's" section. There is a bunch of shit like the "sicilian kiss" and the "bottle cap" that I am very worried about consuming, but I will do it for the good of men everywhere.

[Wingman]

I've been trying to work my way through my local's bar menu. The scotches almost killed my wallet. I am now on the "drop shot's" section. There is a bunch of shit like the "sicilian kiss" and the "bottle cap" that I am very worried about consuming, but I will do it for the good of men everywhere.

you, sir, are a true humanitarian, the likes of which the world too rarely sees. godspeed!

[ivegotballsofsteel]

You're okay in my book if you drink the following. Bourbon, Scotch, Gin, Vodka, Tequila, Beer.

[Dodt]

sex with a gator and there neon colored ilk.

[Bluespook]

Futurama, Bender goes into a bar with a date.

"I'll take a fuzzy navel and the girliest drink you got for my date"

Bartender says, "two fuzzy navels comming right up"

[5-Star]

I once went for a drink with a girl and she ordered a Fuzzy Navel. She looked at me kind of funny when I told her not to get too wild.

[ivegotballsofsteel]

Futurama, Bender goes into a bar with a date.

"I'll take a fuzzy navel and the girliest drink you got for my date"

Bartender says, "two fuzzy navels comming right up"

You don't wear dresses do you? Because I do. And if I'm not fantasizing about being molested by Andy Dick (hehehehe, dick) then I'm probably masturbating about Roseanne Barr spanking me hiney!!!!

[Two Hearted]

You're okay in my book if you drink the following. Bourbon, Scotch, Gin, Vodka, Tequila, Beer.

You forgot Rum.

[Wingman]

You're okay in my book if you drink the following. Bourbon, Scotch, Gin, Vodka, Tequila, Beer.

You forgot Rum.

he did forget rum. also, wine. anything titus pullo drank before going into battle with the teuton hordes is manly enough for me. except white zinfandel; that's a sissy drink.

[Frankennietzsche]

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