El Boozificator wrote:
I hired the kids and am currently using the lance as a fancy coat hanger.
haha! so why can't you make mcdonald's serve good beer?
Because I want the ruin and destruction of this so-called restaurant line ? How could I haste their fall any better than by letting them serve their shitty beer!
Yes, Fatalis can sometimes be cruel...
Why do you even post on this board??
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I just thought of a pretty good reason why we'll most likely never see beer served at American McDonald's.
Imagine a drunk barreling through a crosswalk full of nuns, for instance, and after he's scattered the penguins and is pulled over (and it's obvious he's DUI) the cop asks him, "When and where did you have your last drink?", and the guy answers, "Just a few minutes ago, at McDonalds; I had a McPitcher with my Value Meal."
And then, the lawsuits start...
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
Not in Ontario Canada or any province in Canada. In Ontario you can only buy beer at the Brewers Retail, the brewery or the government run LCBO (Liquor Control Board of Ontario). Liquor can only be purchased at the LCBO! Our liquor laws are more outdated than the US!!
Well, I have to admit, when I take the kids to McD (and this does happen once in a year) I have a beer over there (don't eat the food, yuck). They serve Jupiler here in Belgium.
Crystal wrote:Why is everyone ashamed of McDonalds?...
You should be ashamed for just asking! I know that your parents taught you better than that.
And everyone knows that in the future, Taco Bell rule the planet.
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Crystal wrote:Why is everyone ashamed of McDonalds? I could go for a QPC right now.
Not ashamed, It's just that I prepare better burgers for cheaper. Plus they don't serve the nice Pomerol that accompanies beef so well. I got some.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.