Got fired this morning
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Got fired this morning
Now I can get drunk earlier than usual. No big deal. I can pick up another custodian job somewhere.
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Huh. I need a custodial job. Something I can do with no one watching me. And no pressure from overpaid executives who cannot plan anything ahead.
What are you drinking? Need any ice?
What are you drinking? Need any ice?
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Welcome to the boring world of un employment
I can't afford a car so im gonna name my daughter A Lexus
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fixed that for ya TWT.Tattooed White Trash wrote:Welcome to the drunken world of un employment
The cabin sits shut-down, cold-frozen and empty, dead mice in the traps, waiting for me to drink alone there in the dark.
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I did custodial/maintenance/groundskeeping at a high school. My old high school, in fact. If you work with the right people, it can be a lot of fun. If you work with the wrong people, it can be hell.
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One day when I grow up and get a real job I must never forget about the judicious usr of big red and old spice.
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But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
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Oggar wrote:One day when I grow up and get a real job I must never forget about the judicious usr of big red and old spice.
i don't think they will notice the booze smell in mankato. ;)
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
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Be a housewife. Work like a galley slave and never see a paycheck. Oh wait. You get a paycheck. His. But you have to buy food and mortgage and bills and old man undies and bourbon and such with it.
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Sounds good to me. I buy old man undies and bourbon all the time...and I work like a galley slave. Damn woman, whatch you complain bout?Savage wrote:Be a housewife. Work like a galley slave and never see a paycheck. Oh wait. You get a paycheck. His. But you have to buy food and mortgage and bills and old man undies and bourbon and such with it.
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I no complain. I wonder why whatshizface complain.drunkensooner wrote:Sounds good to me. I buy old man undies and bourbon all the time...and I work like a galley slave. Damn woman, whatch you complain bout?Savage wrote:Be a housewife. Work like a galley slave and never see a paycheck. Oh wait. You get a paycheck. His. But you have to buy food and mortgage and bills and old man undies and bourbon and such with it.
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i applied for kept man. but she sends me to workevery day regardless. read thefine print, i say.
Stupid should hurt.
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Re: Got fired this morning
Work is the curse of the drinking classes. Good luck.
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You deserved it!
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Hey I was fired last week too!
So now I only have two jobs. God damn.
You know what the trick is? LIE. lie to your employer like your life depended on it. If you tell the truth they fire you.
So now I only have two jobs. God damn.
You know what the trick is? LIE. lie to your employer like your life depended on it. If you tell the truth they fire you.
Enough time to be undrunk in death. - Darkthrone