The Savages have invaded and must be repelled
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Re: The Savages have invaded and must be repelled
I just had a BM with spam in it. That's not good.
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Re: The Savages have invaded and must be repelled
Ya need to chew yer food a bit more.JohnnyTequila wrote:I just had a BM with spam in it. That's not good.
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Re: The Savages have invaded and must be repelled
What I want to know is: Where'd this Giles gent go? That is drunkard!
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I miss Giles. And where do I forward his mail? It's piling up here. I can hardly keep the hamsters from it.
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Yeah, and what happened to Amp? That fucker sent me ONE rubber dick and I never heard from him again.Savage wrote:I miss Giles. And where do I forward his mail? It's piling up here. I can hardly keep the hamsters from it.
How does that sissy stil get a mench?
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& sends his regards..
22:21 Thirsty i was too drunk to be high
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[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
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Sissy. I say againFiyah wrote:& sends his regards..
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Re: The Savages have invaded and must be repelled
I last saw Giles whilst I was passing a Madrid brothel, he was being ejected, which he took with good graces and, by using the old Paratroopers trick, he tucked and rolled and came up with minor scrapes, he was pretty loaded. He told me that he was involved in some very important research into exciting new cocktails and also using the CERN and LHC to "make the atomically perfect Martini!" He proceeded to "borrow" €50, drain my hip-flask, ankle-flask and emergency flask, before lurching off into the night, where he was soon borne away by time and tide. I watched until I could no longer see him; he did not turn around nor shout any farewells.Savage wrote:I miss Giles. And where do I forward his mail? It's piling up here. I can hardly keep the hamsters from it.
I find it heartening that somewhere, out in this delightful world of ours, this beautiful Modern Drunkardist is getting explosively, chaotically blitzed. He's a one of a kind. A freak whose father taught him to spend the family's wealth on dissolution; and proceed to teach by example. Yet he left Giles with a gift more valuable than gold, more precious than diamonds; the ability to extract free drinks and run enormous tabs. A god among men. An adventurer. A playboy. Possibly the last of his kind...
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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I don't know about the atomically perfect Martini, but I am working on the aerodynamic Manhattan. It can be mixed and drank, in outer space. A work in progress, of course.
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It would appear you have some competition...Savage wrote:I don't know about the atomically perfect Martini, but I am working on the aerodynamic Manhattan. It can be mixed and drank, in outer space. A work in progress, of course.
Scientist, 11, proposes making beer aboard Space Station for survival
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Now that NASA is nearly bust, everyone has to go to the ISS on a Soyuz Spacecraft; and the Russians pack vodka. Gods love'em.
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Re: The Savages have invaded and must be repelled
Tang and vodka. Mmmm.Palinka Morningstar wrote:Now that NASA is nearly bust, everyone has to go to the ISS on a Soyuz Spacecraft; and the Russians pack vodka. Gods love'em.
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Kills the germs, don'tcha know. Right.
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Re: The Savages have invaded and must be repelled
Palinka Morningstar wrote:I last saw Giles whilst I was passing a Madrid brothel, he was being ejected, which he took with good graces and, by using the old Paratroopers trick, he tucked and rolled and came up with minor scrapes, he was pretty loaded. He told me that he was involved in some very important research into exciting new cocktails and also using the CERN and LHC to "make the atomically perfect Martini!" He proceeded to "borrow" €50, drain my hip-flask, ankle-flask and emergency flask, before lurching off into the night, where he was soon borne away by time and tide. I watched until I could no longer see him; he did not turn around nor shout any farewells.Savage wrote:I miss Giles. And where do I forward his mail? It's piling up here. I can hardly keep the hamsters from it.
I find it heartening that somewhere, out in this delightful world of ours, this beautiful Modern Drunkardist is getting explosively, chaotically blitzed. He's a one of a kind. A freak whose father taught him to spend the family's wealth on dissolution; and proceed to teach by example. Yet he left Giles with a gift more valuable than gold, more precious than diamonds; the ability to extract free drinks and run enormous tabs. A god among men. An adventurer. A playboy. Possibly the last of his kind...
Damn fine exposition.
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Re: The Savages have invaded and must be repelled
I see that Giles has opened a franchise...
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