Drunkard Implements
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- ElvisStelth
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Drunkard Implements
I have a "drinking knife". It was made by the ruthless swiss army and has both a cap lifter and a corkscrew. This is perfect for party mode because it allows me to free whatever alcohol is handy. Mine is both utilitarian as well as ceremonial. When I put it in my pocket I know good times are sure to follow. Does anyone else have a drinking utensil such as mine? Perhaps it's a bottle opener on a keychain or an enchanted coozie. Maybe it's a mug of power or a collapsing shot glass. (is there such a thing?) Please share your experiences/tales now. Thank you in advance.
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- drunkensooner
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Re: Drunkard Implements
Check out the Knifieforkiespoon. It is taking over.
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Re: Drunkard Implements
Is that a website or an incantation?drunkensooner wrote:Check out the Knifieforkiespoon. It is taking over.
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- Wingman
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Re: Drunkard Implements
have a bevkey on my keychain. opens bottles. it has a gripper for twist-offs, but i've never used it. it even has a slot for cans, but i can't see the point in that, either.
there is such a thing as a collapsible shot glass. try camping stores.
keep a bartender's church key in my car, along with a corkscrew.
badfellow had a thread along the lines of, "drunkards, get your gear," or somesuch, that may be interesting to you.
there is such a thing as a collapsible shot glass. try camping stores.
keep a bartender's church key in my car, along with a corkscrew.
badfellow had a thread along the lines of, "drunkards, get your gear," or somesuch, that may be interesting to you.
Stupid should hurt.
"We're better than mere people, we're DRUNKARDS."
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"We're better than mere people, we're DRUNKARDS."
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Re: Drunkard Implements
It's what dreams are made of.ElvisStelth wrote:Is that a website or an incantation?drunkensooner wrote:Check out the Knifieforkiespoon. It is taking over.
In other words it's some useless piece of crap invented by the minds of the inebriated.
Getting drunk was good. I decided that I would always like getting drunk. It took away the obvious and maybe if you could get away from the obvious often enough, you wouldn't become obvious yourself - Bukowski
- peetie44
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Re: Drunkard Implements
Bottle opener on my keychain, several in my gig-bag (one on a lanyard) and a bottle opener in the bill of a "gimme" cap.
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
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"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
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- ElvisStelth
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Re: Drunkard Implements
Thanks for the tip.Wingman wrote: badfellow had a thread along the lines of, "drunkards, get your gear," or somesuch, that may be interesting to you.
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- felinamojokitty
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Re: Drunkard Implements
'the fridge' freezable koozies are great
everyone should have a magnetic bottle opener on their fridge...old fashioned kind..utilitarian silver with a chunky magnet.
i love my restaraunt supply professional twist peeler.
i have my dads' old 'tap boy' opener on the back porch..thing is 45 years old and rusted but still performs its' duties.
everyone should have a magnetic bottle opener on their fridge...old fashioned kind..utilitarian silver with a chunky magnet.
i love my restaraunt supply professional twist peeler.
i have my dads' old 'tap boy' opener on the back porch..thing is 45 years old and rusted but still performs its' duties.
Re: Drunkard Implements
I have a collapsable shot glass - the only thing is remembering not to collapse it with brandy still inside...
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- ElvisStelth
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Re: Drunkard Implements
I have bottle openers in nearly every room of my house, including 2 wall mounted ones.
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Re: Drunkard Implements
check.felinamojokitty wrote: everyone should have a magnetic bottle opener on their fridge...old fashioned kind..utilitarian silver with a chunky magnet.
Stupid should hurt.
"We're better than mere people, we're DRUNKARDS."
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"We're better than mere people, we're DRUNKARDS."
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Re: Drunkard Implements
You have a knife that drinks? Do you have any idea how much money you could make off that? The talk show circuit, circuses, fuggedaboutit! I can't imagine his tolerance would be any great shakes, but still, he's a knife. And he drinks. Which is more than we can say about those Quakers in MADD and AA!ElvisStelth wrote:I have a "drinking knife". It was made by the ruthless swiss army and has both a cap lifter and a corkscrew.
When he gets stewed does he get all annoying and remind you of his "rapier" wit and how "cutting edge" he is?
Does he claim to be a badass 'cuz Bobby Darin sang about "Mack The Knife" and not Mack The Fork? He probably does. You know how knives can be.
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Re: Drunkard Implements
You write of him as if you know him!NYDingbat wrote:You have a knife that drinks? Do you have any idea how much money you could make off that? The talk show circuit, circuses, fuggedaboutit! I can't imagine his tolerance would be any great shakes, but still, he's a knife. And he drinks. Which is more than we can say about those Quakers in MADD and AA!ElvisStelth wrote:I have a "drinking knife". It was made by the ruthless swiss army and has both a cap lifter and a corkscrew.
When he gets stewed does he get all annoying and remind you of his "rapier" wit and how "cutting edge" he is?
Does he claim to be a badass 'cuz Bobby Darin sang about "Mack The Knife" and not Mack The Fork? He probably does. You know how knives can be.
Get a haircut, HIPPY!
- peetie44
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Re: Drunkard Implements
I also have this cigar-tube/flask combo w/ a collapsable shot glass.
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"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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Re: Drunkard Implements
i got my brother the cigar tube/flask combo for christmas a few years back. I of course have my flask, and for a time about 10 years ago, i used to wear an antique church key around my neck, just in case.
Beer's just being social. Whiskey's drinkin'.