That's not the worst thing that could have rubbed you nose... but the ass thing, i find it somewhat distastefully acceptable ! Ha!oettinger wrote:Ever woke up from a drunken asscrack rubbing through your nose? The russian buddy n me...
well wait
Lets call it Disneyland Moscow
What happens if you pass out around me
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Re: What happens if you pass out around me
Re: What happens if you pass out around me
The large group of motorcycle enthusiasts that I used to run around with we had a general rule for messing with the passed out. If a person managed to pass out with both shoes off, it was assumed they were somewhat coherent before they slipped into unconsciousness. There fore they were left unmolested. One or both shoes still on, you were fair game.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Re: What happens if you pass out around me
Those unconscious beer bongs are extraordinary!
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Re: What happens if you pass out around me
I think that you'll find this website full of information that will be extremely usueful to you in the coming year, oettinger.oettinger wrote:Ever woke up from a drunken asscrack rubbing through your nose? The russian buddy n me...
well wait
Lets call it Disneyland Moscow
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Re: What happens if you pass out around me
Thank you. Living out of a case of beer always seemed to attract mePalinka wrote:I think that you'll find this website full of information that will be extremely usueful to you in the coming year, oettinger.oettinger wrote:Ever woke up from a drunken asscrack rubbing through your nose? The russian buddy n me...
well wait
Lets call it Disneyland Moscow
Drink!
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Re: What happens if you pass out around me
I thought that was a universal rule, although I've just never liked fucking with sleeping people.Patchez wrote:The large group of motorcycle enthusiasts that I used to run around with we had a general rule for messing with the passed out. If a person managed to pass out with both shoes off, it was assumed they were somewhat coherent before they slipped into unconsciousness. There fore they were left unmolested. One or both shoes still on, you were fair game.
The only thing I really do/have done to me is get moved. Go to bed inside, wake up naked, with a blanket, in the bottom of a strangers boat. It's disconcerting and fun, but no Sharpie outlines of dicks to wash off before work.
Making my own city lights out of bourbon and the stars of a barroom fight.
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Re: What happens if you pass out around me
We generally never wrote on people except if you passed out before nightfall at some of the bigger bonfire, camping runs. Mostly just a duct tape cocoon.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Re: What happens if you pass out around me
oettinger and "Russian Buddy's" day-to-day activities.
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Re: What happens if you pass out around me
For God's sake Palinka, I didn't need that. My night was going so well.
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Re: What happens if you pass out around me
You have learned a valuable lesson then: from now on treat any post that has the name, "oettinger" in the subject line, the main post or was written by him, should be treated with caution, great care and one of these:AntonArkydivich wrote:...I didn't need that...
In fact, everything to do with oettinger should be marked with this:
Live and learn*.
Now take a huge swig of that bottle of hooch and hope that it kills the right brain cells...
* Or die, decay and become food for oettinger.
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Re: What happens if you pass out around me
I disagree. Oettinger is pure energetic entity of booze and chaos. In other words love. Only for those who can handle it!
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Re: What happens if you pass out around me
And have had the correct innoculation injections.oldsmartskunk wrote:...Only for those who can handle it!
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Re: What happens if you pass out around me
And some eye bleach on hand. And something to make you forget what you saw.Palinka wrote:And have had the correct innoculation injections.oldsmartskunk wrote:...Only for those who can handle it!
Wait a sec....
After following those links and some that branched off that, I'm confident there is no un-seeing.
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Re: What happens if you pass out around me
Waking up with your face painted in shades of black n red with magic markers is not that funny.
To notice that you drank alone the night before is worse.
(The number written on your forehead means nothing btw... try to call it)
To fight the pass-out!
Cheers
To notice that you drank alone the night before is worse.
(The number written on your forehead means nothing btw... try to call it)
To fight the pass-out!
Cheers
Drink!