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Whoa.
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+1 for Schimmel. R.I.P.Chimneyfish wrote:How do blind people know when to stop wiping their ass?
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Yeah dude. He was one of the only guys with set-ups that were really funny even before the punchlines. I love the one about using dental records to identify bodies- "You can't find out who I am but you can find my dentist?"
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They ask for help from impartial observers. If no observers are present, or if they are not impartial, they make another pass at it, and hope for the best. On the upside, stains are not something they worry about.Chimneyfish wrote:How do blind people know when to stop wiping their ass?
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Where do babies come from?
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They come from mixing gin with vodka with bourbon.Negromancer wrote:Where do babies come from?
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Dear Savage,
How much more cyberstalking of your daughters before you send someone to kill Boozy?
Thanks,
Concerned Cad
How much more cyberstalking of your daughters before you send someone to kill Boozy?
Thanks,
Concerned Cad
Stupid should hurt.
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You're only saying that because I'm an old pervert (do you think they have a facebook account?).Wingman wrote:Dear Savage,
How much more cyberstalking of your daughters before you send someone to kill Boozy?
Thanks,
Concerned Cad
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"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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if you use facebook, you can't be that old. or maybe i'm just stuck in my ways.Mr Boozificator wrote:You're only saying that because I'm an old pervert (do you think they have a facebook account?).Wingman wrote:Dear Savage,
How much more cyberstalking of your daughters before you send someone to kill Boozy?
Thanks,
Concerned Cad
Stupid should hurt.
"We're better than mere people, we're DRUNKARDS."
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You got me: I stay away from that thing, but maybe I'll create a fake account and buy some moisturizing anti-age whatever cream.Wingman wrote:if you use facebook, you can't be that old. or maybe i'm just stuck in my ways.Mr Boozificator wrote:You're only saying that because I'm an old pervert (do you think they have a facebook account?).Wingman wrote:Dear Savage,
How much more cyberstalking of your daughters before you send someone to kill Boozy?
Thanks,
Concerned Cad
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Dear Ms Savage,
People are always asking me, "A penny for your thoughts?" But when I reply, they say I'm "putting in my two-cents worth."
Where does that extra penny go?
People are always asking me, "A penny for your thoughts?" But when I reply, they say I'm "putting in my two-cents worth."
Where does that extra penny go?
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Dear Savage,
What constitutes the care and feeding of an occasionally under bridge dwelling bluebottle?
A concerned vagrant
What constitutes the care and feeding of an occasionally under bridge dwelling bluebottle?
A concerned vagrant
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Describe bluebottle in one word
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Dear Savage,
Should I move to California? or wait until the ocean comes to me..
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What is the meaning of a Double Rainbow?
Should I move to California? or wait until the ocean comes to me..
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What is the meaning of a Double Rainbow?
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Chimneyfish wrote:Describe bluebottle in one word
Crazyasssweetoftenincoherentnomad.
"I don't start the day. I continue the night."
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"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
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"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
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