YKYDW....
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Yeah, you know it when you start having capacity issues. If you don't know what I mean, just keep drinking. D'Oh!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Crapassity issues. Heh.
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I'm in the Av, He's just laughing at me.
Gambling is a disease, but it's the only one you can win a ton of money for having - Norm Macdonald
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You read the Bible and tink: I don`t remember writing all of this
or minus the cruzfix vodkamix Jesus had a kickass weekend
or minus the cruzfix vodkamix Jesus had a kickass weekend
Drink!
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You go to your local winos for counceling
Learning that there`s no alcohol in gatorade upsets you quite a bit
Being told that it doesn`t contain any amphetamines either really made you reconsider your workout routine
Learning that there`s no alcohol in gatorade upsets you quite a bit
Being told that it doesn`t contain any amphetamines either really made you reconsider your workout routine
Drink!
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When a bar staff buys you an engraved watch
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A local bar I used to frequent had a beer club, where they punch your card and something something...you'd get your name on a plaque, or a t shirt or a logo'd mug or whatnot.
So I sat there and drank my ten beers, filled my card and gave my name to get it on the plaque. Got the second card, filled it my next visit and got the t shirt. Got the third card, filled it, got my mug. By the time all was said and done, I'd fucked one of the bar-maids and got a staff shirt from her...
Good club!
So I sat there and drank my ten beers, filled my card and gave my name to get it on the plaque. Got the second card, filled it my next visit and got the t shirt. Got the third card, filled it, got my mug. By the time all was said and done, I'd fucked one of the bar-maids and got a staff shirt from her...
Good club!
DRINK!
RIP Bill, aka mistah willies
RIP Bill, aka mistah willies
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You dance so strangely at a show that multiple people ask you where they can get LSD.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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When you're laughing at Oett's posts.