Yup. Also, cans of chicken meat gelled inside aspic, which is French for Ass-pick. Tasted interesting. Also, once removed from the shiny can with black spray paint on it for a paper-free label, the meat would glow and warm itself up. The radio playing a Canadian AM station would start crackling for a while.Badfellow wrote: ↑Wed Mar 11, 2020 11:00 amDon't forget the powdered milk. Now that I think of it, chalk is also a great source of calcium and tastes marginally better when mixed with water.Dear Booze wrote: ↑Wed Mar 11, 2020 7:19 amYeah. I was thinking it was maybe PB. Or milk. But PB makes more sense. Thanks.
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Sorry to interrupt but I would like some help completing this poem.
It starts as follows:
There once was a man
He farted so bad
He blew out the seat of his pants!
...?
It starts as follows:
There once was a man
He farted so bad
He blew out the seat of his pants!
...?
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You don't need help completing it - you need help starting it.
How bout -
There once was a man from Islamabad
He blew out the seat of his pants
because he farted so bad.
And then on you go to complete the limerick.
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I only got part of it.
He went to the can
It smelled so bad
(something something some thing,) then he danced!
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The first question should be why is this kid dressed like a used car salesman.
But then yes second question, the fuck is he doing to that chicken.
But then yes second question, the fuck is he doing to that chicken.
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Because he wants to sell you a '92 Geo Prism with low, low miles and great financing!scream ale wrote: ↑Thu Mar 19, 2020 5:35 amThe first question should be why is this kid dressed like a used car salesman.
C'mon. You've never been so drunk and hopped-up on goofballs that you confused a chicken with a hummingbird? Happened to me just last week.scream ale wrote: ↑Thu Mar 19, 2020 5:35 amBut then yes second question, the fuck is he doing to that chicken.
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Gimme a Diablo Sandwich and a Dr. Pepper and make it fast I'm in a GOT DAMN hurry.
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Thanks for asking. Yeah, pick me up three dozen chalupas and several thousand Taco Bell napkins, some scratchoffs, some condoms, a fifth of Black Velvet and latest issue of Hustler. Please.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Thu Mar 19, 2020 3:53 pmGimme a Diablo Sandwich and a Dr. Pepper and make it fast I'm in a GOT DAMN hurry.
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Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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I'd rather have a bottle of bourbon for that price.
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