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get blood from a stone. You just have to throw it hard enough." - The It's a Fact Girl
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Kids in the Hall is a Canadian program. Highly offensive. OVER THE LINE!
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.