Drunkard Implements

ElvisStelth · Post by **ElvisStelth** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 7:20 pm

I have a "drinking knife". It was made by the ruthless swiss army and has both a cap lifter and a corkscrew. This is perfect for party mode because it allows me to free whatever alcohol is handy. Mine is both utilitarian as well as ceremonial. When I put it in my pocket I know good times are sure to follow. Does anyone else have a drinking utensil such as mine? Perhaps it's a bottle opener on a keychain or an enchanted coozie. Maybe it's a mug of power or a collapsing shot glass. (is there such a thing?) Please share your experiences/tales now. Thank you in advance.

drunkensooner · Post by **drunkensooner** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 7:22 pm

Check out the Knifieforkiespoon. It is taking over.

ElvisStelth · Post by **ElvisStelth** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 7:32 pm

drunkensooner wrote:Check out the Knifieforkiespoon. It is taking over.

Is that a website or an incantation?

Wingman · Post by **Wingman** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 6:47 am

have a bevkey on my keychain. opens bottles. it has a gripper for twist-offs, but i've never used it. it even has a slot for cans, but i can't see the point in that, either.

there is such a thing as a collapsible shot glass. try camping stores.

keep a bartender's church key in my car, along with a corkscrew.

badfellow had a thread along the lines of, "drunkards, get your gear," or somesuch, that may be interesting to you.

drunkensooner · Post by **drunkensooner** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:36 am

ElvisStelth wrote:
drunkensooner wrote:Check out the Knifieforkiespoon. It is taking over.
Is that a website or an incantation?

It's what dreams are made of.

In other words it's some useless piece of crap invented by the minds of the inebriated.

peetie44 · Post by **peetie44** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:44 am

Bottle opener on my keychain, several in my gig-bag (one on a lanyard) and a bottle opener in the bill of a "gimme" cap.

ElvisStelth · Post by **ElvisStelth** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 9:43 am

Wingman wrote: badfellow had a thread along the lines of, "drunkards, get your gear," or somesuch, that may be interesting to you.

Thanks for the tip.

felinamojokitty · Post by **felinamojokitty** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:38 am

'the fridge' freezable koozies are great

everyone should have a magnetic bottle opener on their fridge...old fashioned kind..utilitarian silver with a chunky magnet.

i love my restaraunt supply professional twist peeler.

i have my dads' old 'tap boy' opener on the back porch..thing is 45 years old and rusted but still performs its' duties.

kowalski · Post by **kowalski** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:48 am

I have a collapsable shot glass - the only thing is remembering not to collapse it with brandy still inside...

ElvisStelth · Post by **ElvisStelth** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 11:46 am

I have bottle openers in nearly every room of my house, including 2 wall mounted ones.

Wingman · Post by **Wingman** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:58 pm

felinamojokitty wrote: everyone should have a magnetic bottle opener on their fridge...old fashioned kind..utilitarian silver with a chunky magnet.

check.

Post by **NYDingbat** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 7:07 pm

ElvisStelth wrote:I have a "drinking knife". It was made by the ruthless swiss army and has both a cap lifter and a corkscrew.

You have a knife that drinks? Do you have any idea how much money you could make off that? The talk show circuit, circuses, fuggedaboutit! I can't imagine his tolerance would be any great shakes, but still, he's a knife. And he drinks. Which is more than we can say about those Quakers in MADD and AA!

When he gets stewed does he get all annoying and remind you of his "rapier" wit and how "cutting edge" he is?

Does he claim to be a badass 'cuz Bobby Darin sang about "Mack The Knife" and not Mack The Fork? He probably does. You know how knives can be.

ElvisStelth · Post by **ElvisStelth** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 7:35 pm

NYDingbat wrote:
ElvisStelth wrote:I have a "drinking knife". It was made by the ruthless swiss army and has both a cap lifter and a corkscrew.
You have a knife that drinks? Do you have any idea how much money you could make off that? The talk show circuit, circuses, fuggedaboutit! I can't imagine his tolerance would be any great shakes, but still, he's a knife. And he drinks. Which is more than we can say about those Quakers in MADD and AA!

When he gets stewed does he get all annoying and remind you of his "rapier" wit and how "cutting edge" he is?

Does he claim to be a badass 'cuz Bobby Darin sang about "Mack The Knife" and not Mack The Fork? He probably does. You know how knives can be.

You write of him as if you know him!

peetie44 · Post by **peetie44** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 5:07 am

I also have this cigar-tube/flask combo w/ a collapsable shot glass.

Bluespook · Post by **Bluespook** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:09 am

i got my brother the cigar tube/flask combo for christmas a few years back. I of course have my flask, and for a time about 10 years ago, i used to wear an antique church key around my neck, just in case.

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