Bought myself a shiny stainless steel pocket watch with a chain for $15 and went out to the bar and pulled it out occasionally to check the time. Turns out chicks think it's romantic as all get out!
Guys, do yourselves a favor and pick one up...cuz when you pull out the fob, the panties drop!
Chicks Dig Pocket Watches
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Re: Chicks Dig Pocket Watches
I have a great Swiss Army pocket watch that has gotten me free drinks on more than one occasion. Here's to class!
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I just have a regular watch because it's not 1876
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You are so cockblocking yourself.EuroSlave wrote:I just have a regular watch because it's not 1876
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Completely useless. Everyone knows that time stops when you're in a bar.
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Well, in my case it starts going way faster. Happy hour is gone before you know it.BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:Completely useless. Everyone knows that time stops when you're in a bar.
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i have a seersucker suit and a straw boater hat but i left them both at your mom's house after she fell for my "pocketwatch" joke.
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she did show me her buffalo nickel though.
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Re: Chicks Dig Pocket Watches
You know what's better than a pocket watch? Pocket pool!
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You just have to stick around Mr. B. There will be another one along in 23 hours or so.Mr Boozificator wrote:Well, in my case it starts going way faster. Happy hour is gone before you know it.BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:Completely useless. Everyone knows that time stops when you're in a bar.
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Today I was riding the tram and I noticed some girls pull out PolaroidsMr Boozificator wrote:You are so cockblocking yourself.EuroSlave wrote:I just have a regular watch because it's not 1876
I was like, people still use those?
So i'm not sure what to believe now maybe you are right...
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what's a tram? is it one of those trains with square wheels like on the island of misfit toys?
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A Tramway: a surface urban collective transportation asset, like the Bordeaux one for example:treetop wrote:what's a tram? is it one of those trains with square wheels like on the island of misfit toys?
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"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Some states in America have trams right?
San Fransisco right?
San Fransisco right?
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Re: Chicks Dig Pocket Watches
Kept meaning to ride it but found it too difficult to leave 'Le Frog et Rosbif' pub. Groovy place. Highly recommended next time you visit.Mr Boozificator wrote:...like the Bordeaux one...
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