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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Lush City » Sat Jun 25, 2016 11:00 pm

prodigalson wrote:Here's another version of the introduction: The stranger taps the mic and announces, "My house is surrounded by four-leaf clovers," to thunderous applause and the suggestion, unanimously seconded, that everyone buy him a drink...
Hello new board member
Would like to remind you that everything you post is being recorded. Anything you post can and will be held against you. Don't let the smiling welcomers fool you. Some of them are CIA and NSA plants. Be on your guard.

Anyway, deal with it and here's looking at you! Cheers you big booze sponges!
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by mistah willies » Sun Jun 26, 2016 3:34 am

Lush City wrote:
prodigalson wrote:Here's another version of the introduction: The stranger taps the mic and announces, "My house is surrounded by four-leaf clovers," to thunderous applause and the suggestion, unanimously seconded, that everyone buy him a drink...
Hello new board member
Would like to remind you that everything you post is being recorded. Anything you post can and will be held against you. Don't let the smiling welcomers fool you. Some of them are CIA and NSA plants. Be on your guard.

Anyway, deal with it and here's looking at you! Cheers you big booze sponges!
Indeed!

Also, the only way to inoculate against space diseases form the illegal aliens is chemo therapy.

Ethylene-based. And, were not taking about corn-squeezin's for your fuel tank.


prodigalson, all are welcome here, as long as we agreed to DRINK! and also talk about it. And space aliens.

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by givemesomepils » Fri Jul 01, 2016 8:25 am

They call me gmsp Im back Im back teats right the call me gmsp Im back. (Eminem song reference) anyway hopefully ill be back on again like I was.
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Post by Bur » Sat Jul 02, 2016 3:09 am

givemesomepils wrote:They call me gmsp Im back Im back teats right the call me gmsp Im back. (Eminem song reference) anyway hopefully ill be back on again like I was.
Meh, yawning over past days of glory is pointless, it is better to find new heights I find.

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Post by Mr. Viking » Sat Jul 02, 2016 3:44 pm

givemesomepils wrote:They call me gmsp Im back Im back teats right the call me gmsp Im back. (Eminem song reference) anyway hopefully ill be back on again like I was.
I thought you were dead. Congratulations on your new found burst of life
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Lush City » Sun Jul 03, 2016 8:29 pm

givemesomepils wrote:They call me gmsp Im back Im back teats right the call me gmsp Im back. (Eminem song reference) anyway hopefully ill be back on again like I was.
Wow, dude I've been wondering about you. I thought you self destructed having DT's. Glad you are back. Hope you enjoy your drinking!
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Mack » Mon Jul 11, 2016 4:10 pm

I'm new. Been meaning to register for a bit now. Generally, six Rolling Rocks after work keep me sane. Never less than six, though sometimes with a glass of Cabernet between the third and fourth, and one more glass after the sixth.

I'm not always sad when I'm undrunk, but I'm definitely never sad when I'm drinking.

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Badfellow » Mon Jul 11, 2016 4:39 pm

Welcome to the boards.

As the old saying goes: "Post drunk, post often. Post drunk often." And by tradition, the newcomer buys the board a round of drinks. I'll have 12 oz. of Bulleit Rye served in an erlenmeyer flask with a chip of dry ice, please.
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by mistah willies » Mon Jul 11, 2016 8:15 pm

Indeed. Welcome here Mack.

I'll have whatever you're having, but a double. That way, it looks like four.

and the floor.

Cheers mate

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by UncleBlacklung » Mon Jul 11, 2016 10:46 pm

Not new but is has been many years.
I used to converse a lot with Sargent, Tink, Grouchy, and Palinka.
This was like 2003-06. Since then I have had 3 kids and had to take some time off from the island.
Just wanted to check in.

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by mistah willies » Wed Jul 13, 2016 9:11 pm

Indeed, check in more often. Make 122 posts and folks will buy YOU a drink!

All I have is this cheap beer and black rum, but you're quite welcome to chug for free.

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by oettinger » Fri Jul 15, 2016 9:04 am

Always good to see original drunks returning.

And reminding me again why to have no children.

Thank you and cheers.


Btw UncleBlacklung: What does it feel like beeing greeted by some strangers that are apparently the new old guys?
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Lush City » Fri Jul 15, 2016 11:53 pm

oettinger wrote:Always good to see original drunks returning.

And reminding me again why to have no children.

Thank you and cheers.


Btw UncleBlacklung: What does it feel like beeing greeted by some strangers that are apparently the new old guys?
This thread is for newcomers. Quit polluting this thread with your sick commentaries so they will think this is a great club to belong. There are more advanced threads where you can let it all hang out. Don't take this as a personal affront. Just trying to make a point.
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Post by Donald J. Drunk » Sat Jul 16, 2016 4:17 am

I just want to welcome all of you to America. I simply hope you have gone through all the appropriate steps so that you are here legally.
You may now lavish your congratulations upon me.

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Post by whiskeyprick » Mon Jul 18, 2016 1:31 am

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