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Artful Detective wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 5:33 pm
Hit me up with a Somerset Scrumpy. We shall let the fun ensue.
I don't know if you've ever had proper Somerset scrumpy (cider), however I'm sure that most of the drunkards on this forum would certainly enjoy some proper brewed scrumpy from the heart of Somerset. It's a shame you can't enjoy such a taste, oh the joys of being born in the West country!!

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Lmsduchess wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 6:46 pm
Artful Detective wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 5:33 pm
Hit me up with a Somerset Scrumpy. We shall let the fun ensue.
It's a shame you can't enjoy such a taste, oh the joys of being born in the West country!!
Fed Ex says we can have a sample
If you're willing to ship
If not then maybe a road trip
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the_inebriati wrote:
Wed Dec 13, 2017 3:29 pm
Aloha from the land of tiki drunk tourists. I've just discovered this glorious community and magazine and hope I am not too late to the show. I'm strictly a whiskey and beer drinker, with a gin and tonic thrown in from time to time. I do dabble in the occasional sip of whatever tropical concoction my wife is having at the tiki bar.
I'll have whatever the tourist on the floor was having
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Bubblez wrote:
Thu Dec 21, 2017 6:43 am
the_inebriati wrote:
Wed Dec 13, 2017 3:29 pm
Aloha from the land of tiki drunk tourists. I've just discovered this glorious community and magazine and hope I am not too late to the show. I'm strictly a whiskey and beer drinker, with a gin and tonic thrown in from time to time. I do dabble in the occasional sip of whatever tropical concoction my wife is having at the tiki bar.
I'll have whatever the tourist on the floor was having
A disgusting and cloyingly sweet orgeat flavored Mai Tai with an umbrella in it?
"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".


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I believe it what they were actually having was an epileptic seizure...

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Artful Detective wrote:
Fri Dec 22, 2017 12:12 am
Bubblez wrote:
Thu Dec 21, 2017 6:43 am
the_inebriati wrote:
Wed Dec 13, 2017 3:29 pm


I'll have whatever the tourist on the floor was having
A disgusting and cloyingly sweet orgeat flavored Mai Tai with an umbrella in it?
You can leave out the umbrella. It's not even raining
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the_inebriati wrote:
Wed Dec 27, 2017 3:49 pm
I believe it what they were actually having was an epileptic seizure...
definitely want to drink whatever causes that to happen to tourists
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Hello!

I've been reading MDM for years. I first found it in the entryway to the Herkimer Pub in Minneapolis. Every time my wife and I had brunch at the Herk, I'd check for a new issue of MDM. At some point, MDM was no longer being distributed at any place I frequented in Minneapolis, so I sought it out online and subscribed myself to it. In an era of electronic this and electronic that, I look forward to each and every issue of MDM that manages to make its way into my mailbox.

I have no idea why I never thought to look for an online forum for MDM but I'm glad I finally did. It's good to be with kindred spirits...or kindred that drink spirits.
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Welcome Scott..

I'm pretty new here myself, having just discovered MDM last year. Now I have a subscription and lots of back issues. Funny stuff right up my alley...

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Well, well, welcome Scoti! Glad you're with us!
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Welcome indeed to this lovely little port in the ocean of Drys out there.

We are each new here; borne of the bottle each time a new one is opened. What wonders await? Why, the promise of a good session ahead.

The sound of a cork pop from a bottle of bourbon or wine or perhaps it's champagne for a special occasion, a twist and crack lovely Miss Ethyl in any of her daggers and cloaks, and the friendly crack of a can of beer:

.. it's music to the soul.

Welcome aboard new crew mates. You've been shanghaied and we'e boarding our vessel to seek the Island.

DRINK!

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Welcome aboard drunkards! Always great to meet fellow kindred spirits! Your contributions to the board are greatly appreciated. I really don't bite so ignore those other drunkards if they try to tell you otherwise. Cheers! :D
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I must have some booze".


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Welcome to the Boards Scott and inebriati.

Since no one else has said it yet.

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Thank you all for the warm welcomes! I appreciate your hospitality and will repay it with a round of drinks.
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ScottMcG wrote:
Fri Feb 09, 2018 7:19 pm
Thank you all for the warm welcomes! I appreciate your hospitality and will repay it with a round of drinks.
I'll have an Evan Williams White Label and a nice pounder of Hamm's.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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