On this day, in 1775

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On this day, in 1775

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"King George III delivers his Proclamation of Rebellion to the Court of St. James's stating that the American colonies have proceeded to a state of open and avowed rebellion."

http://www.britannia.com/history/docs/procreb.html
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And a lesson was learned by all.
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:And a lesson was learned by all.
"Never trust a monarch with porphyria."?

or

"Your bird in her bush is worth two in your hand."?
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frankennietzsche wrote:
ThirstyDrunk wrote:And a lesson was learned by all.
"Never trust a monarch with porphyria."?

or

"Your bird in her bush is worth two in your hand."?
That has to be read in the Rocky and Bullwinkle announcer voice.
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ThirstyDrunk wrote: That has to be read in the Rocky and Bullwinkle announcer voice.
It is in my mind.

It always is in my mind!
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