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She was calling me

Post by Patchez » Wed Jun 24, 2015 9:24 pm

I heard a faint cry as I left work tonight.

Just a barley heard whisper on the wind.

"Drink me", it said.

It was sweet Lady Booze.

I answered this Siren's call.

I am content.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Re: She was calling me

Post by brandonman » Thu Jun 25, 2015 3:02 am

I happened to answer her call as well.

Is this whore sleeping around on us??? Bouncing between beds? Time to organize an adulteress lynch mob!!!
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Re: She was calling me

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Thu Jun 25, 2015 6:02 am

Patchez wrote:I heard a faint cry as I left work tonight..."Drink Me"...
And what Modern Drunkardist doesn't feel that caress, that whisper, that urge to enjoy?

A lovely piece of prose, Patchez.

In fact, it is an all-star post and I will bringing it to the attention of FKR (Slurred Be His Name), with a view to having it published in The Magazine (with your permission, of course).

I trust that you urge was satified and your thirst was slake; most of all, I hope that you have a sublime weekend to look forward to enjoying. I shall hope to have a Skype-chat'n'chug with you, at some point between now and Sunday.

As the drunken Vulcan says,"Drink long and propser!"

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Re: She was calling me

Post by Patchez » Fri Jun 26, 2015 9:20 am

Palinka wrote:
Patchez wrote:I heard a faint cry as I left work tonight..."Drink Me"...
And what Modern Drunkardist doesn't feel that caress, that whisper, that urge to enjoy?

A lovely piece of prose, Patchez.

In fact, it is an all-star post and I will bringing it to the attention of FKR (Slurred Be His Name), with a view to having it published in The Magazine (with your permission, of course).

I trust that you urge was satified and your thirst was slake; most of all, I hope that you have a sublime weekend to look forward to enjoying. I shall hope to have a Skype-chat'n'chug with you, at some point between now and Sunday.

As the drunken Vulcan says,"Drink long and propser!"

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So, go to and good drinking, my friend.
Permission granted. Or should I say "Make it so"?
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

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Re: She was calling me

Post by BeerMakesMeSmart » Fri Jun 26, 2015 3:36 pm

Are you gonna go to sleep for 36 hours now?
I'll miss you, pallie.

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Re: She was calling me

Post by Patchez » Fri Jun 26, 2015 10:08 pm

BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:Are you gonna go to sleep for 36 hours now?
50/50..... didn't hit it as hard as the Mass Mess. That first 30 some hours really laid a hurting on my old ass.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Re: She was calling me

Post by oettinger » Sat Jun 27, 2015 9:40 am

Patchez wrote:
BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:Are you gonna go to sleep for 36 hours now?
50/50..... didn't hit it as hard as the Mass Mess. That first 30 some hours really laid a hurting on my old ass.
47 hurt, after that it was open range
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: She was calling me

Post by Lush City » Sat Jun 27, 2015 10:51 pm

I'm going into suspended animation just reading this thread! The siren song of Booze Island was too much for Odysseus. That's part of the Greek classic they don't want you to know.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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