Smuggling booze into sporting events

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Smuggling booze into sporting events

Post by TheDrunkardAnglo » Fri Apr 01, 2016 9:41 am

I'm attending a football game tomorrow, Soccer for you chaps across the Atlantic. I not being a football fan was informed by my colleagues that alcohol is not allowed to be consumed with a view of the pitch and nothing can be brought to the stadium that can be thrown onto the pitch. I was also told that due to the geopolitical situation in Europe that security has been enhanced at all football games.

So that takes my hip flask out of the situation. I'm planning to fill a plastic bottle with navy rum, with the hope I can sneak it past security and quietly swig it in order to enjoy the game. If security do prevent me from taking the bottle into the stadium I can knock back the contents and dispose of the bottle without to much trouble.

Has anyone experienced such difficulties smuggling booze? Any tips? Share them here.
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Re: Smuggling booze into sporting events

Post by oettinger » Fri Apr 01, 2016 10:02 am

I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: Smuggling booze into sporting events

Post by TheDrunkardAnglo » Fri Apr 01, 2016 1:55 pm

Someone give this man a medal!
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Re: Smuggling booze into sporting events

Post by TheDrunkardAnglo » Sat Apr 02, 2016 11:36 am

Mission successful!

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Re: Smuggling booze into sporting events

Post by oettinger » Sat Apr 02, 2016 1:57 pm

On the next episode of the to-die show: Smuggling drugs in your head










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I do not remember posting that ^^^
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