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"Wouldn't know. Never been hungover. After I've had too much whiskey I cook myself a large flank steak pan fried in salted butter. I eat that, put on a pair of wet socks and go to sleep" - Ron Swanson
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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"I have no yet begun to defile myself" - Tombstone

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buzzsaw wrote:
Mon Apr 29, 2019 7:45 pm
"I have no yet begun to defile myself" - Tombstone
Well that didn't take long

*hiccup*

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Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze

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"Half 10? I've never been up at half 10. What happens?!"

---Bernard Black

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buzzsaw wrote:
Mon Apr 29, 2019 7:45 pm
"I have no yet begun to defile myself" - Tombstone
You are an asshole. Fuck off shitty shitty fuck fuck.
FUCK.

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Happy National Wine Day!

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"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".


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"Stuff it down with some brown."
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"This tastes like dirt!" -- My friend's father after trying some of my Ardbeg.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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Nausea wrote:
Thu Nov 14, 2019 8:15 pm
"This tastes like dirt!" -- My friend's father after trying some of my Ardbeg.
Tasty, tasty campfire dirt. MMMMMmmmmmmm peat.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider

Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

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(Drunk while we are watching Crockett's Theme)

Me: How'd you know Don Johnson was my type?

Oett: Because. He's everyone's type.
"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".


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"Fat Tire? It's not even that good." -- My coworker on a customer who was upset that we ran out of Fat Tire. Makes me laugh.
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"A good hot beer shit is glorious man." - Bukowski
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^ Not a fan of messy shits.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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"Too bad vodka doesn’t come in a powder form". - Malibu Laurie
"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".


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Regaling others on Skype about how Connie said he wanted to bang my mother, and I'd told him,
"You'll need to grab a shovel first"

R&C returns with a fresh rye and coke and says,
"Wait. Someone talking 'bout yo momma?!"

Classic.

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