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Oprahoma

Post by Badfellow » Wed Feb 01, 2017 3:18 am

Oprahoma City will be the new capitol after the trumpocalypse, and people like YOU will be in charge of the Toyota Prius fraudulent tax program, and President Winfrey will tell YOU all about how YOU won the vote, and how YOU took the United States of YOU GET A CAR back from the GET IN THE CAR, FAGGOT generation.

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Re: Oprahoma

Post by Rev. Dead Corpse » Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:06 am

Are there any Effinazi-Coed CiS Females in this scenario that really want to be dominated sexually by a White Alpha Male Patriarchy type?

I'm asking for a friend...
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Re: Oprahoma

Post by Badfellow » Wed Feb 01, 2017 1:49 pm

Rev. Dead Corpse wrote:
Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:06 am
Are there any Effinazi-Coed CiS Females in this scenario that really want to be dominated sexually by a White Alpha Male Patriarchy type?
I think Kellyanne Conway still has her account at Trumpsingles.com. You should see the size of her alternative facts!
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Re: Oprahoma

Post by Badfellow » Wed Feb 01, 2017 1:59 pm

Okay, I'm just going to come out and start bashing Kellyanne Conway right off the bat. You know she's a Cylon, right? And she makes Hamburger Helper look wholesome. That's right, she was also Miss November in the Chicks of the Illiminati calendar, and up until a week ago she thought the "J" stood for John-Jingleheimer.

Wouldn't it be great if Oprah punched her straight in the beak? You know, for charity.
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Re: Oprahoma

Post by drunkin' Wisconsinite » Wed Feb 01, 2017 3:00 pm

Badfellow wrote:
Wed Feb 01, 2017 1:59 pm

Wouldn't it be great if Oprah punched her straight in the beak? You know, for charity.
I think you are on to a great pay per view event there. As the old saying goes "charity begins at home!" It would certainly last about as long as the last Rhonda Rousey bout.

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Re: Oprahoma

Post by Frankennietzsche » Wed Feb 01, 2017 8:29 pm

Badfellow wrote:
Wed Feb 01, 2017 1:59 pm
That's right, she was also Miss November in the Chicks of the Illiminati calendar,
Now, the facts that I am about to illuminate your mind with do not preclude the quoted vernacular from being truthful. The easy way to remberize this is that Repubs are the Lizard People and Demos are the Illuminati. Also, being a Cylon does not prejudice her against being either or other, as they have infiltrated both sides, as we all know.
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Re: Oprahoma

Post by Lush City » Wed Feb 01, 2017 11:16 pm

Oprah Winfrey will now be a main contributor for the long established fake news media showcase '60 Minutes'. Ever since they lost Andy Rooney liberals have lost their rudder. Now Oprah will shame you into being her bitch in the way you think.
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Re: Oprahoma

Post by Rev. Dead Corpse » Fri Feb 03, 2017 8:43 am

Badfellow wrote:
Wed Feb 01, 2017 1:59 pm
You know she's a Cylon, right?
Wouldn't be the first machine I've f*cked with... Or, at least... Wanted to...

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Post by ThirstyDrunk » Fri Feb 03, 2017 10:16 am

Oprahoma has designated areas where you get paid to "peacefully protest" by spray painting illegible graffiti about fascists, breaking windows, starting fires, flipping cars, and looting. Also I heard that once every hour they will let in someone with a different point of view for you to scream at, suckerpunch, and mace in the eyeballs, in the name of tolerance and inclusiveness. And a free pussy hat hijab. And you can feel special and important.
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Re: Oprahoma

Post by Badfellow » Fri Feb 03, 2017 5:35 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Fri Feb 03, 2017 10:16 am
... And you can feel spacial and impotent.
Thusly fixed, sir. Welcome to Oprahoma.



On the other hand, nothing impotence-inspiring about a tall blonde Cylon with legs that run all the way to Ceti-Alpha IV. She can annihilate me anytime.
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Re: Oprahoma

Post by Lush City » Sat Feb 04, 2017 3:22 am

ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Fri Feb 03, 2017 10:16 am
Oprahoma has designated areas where you get paid to "peacefully protest" by spray painting illegible graffiti about fascists, breaking windows, starting fires, flipping cars, and looting. Also I heard that once every hour they will let in someone with a different point of view for you to scream at, suckerpunch, and mace in the eyeballs, in the name of tolerance and inclusiveness. And a free pussy hat hijab. And you can feel special and important.
So... how do I upvote this?
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Re: Oprahoma

Post by Badfellow » Sat Feb 04, 2017 12:23 pm

All males between the ages of 18-72 will be required to attend the Dr. Phil Sensitivity Training and Concentration Camp at a secret location in the Oprahzona desert.
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Re: Oprahoma

Post by oettinger » Sat Feb 04, 2017 2:52 pm

Badfellow wrote:
Sat Feb 04, 2017 12:23 pm
All males between the ages of 18-72 will be required to attend the Dr. Phil Sensitivity Training and Concentration Camp at a secret location in the Oprahzona desert.
I`m there dude. Do we get the same tent again?
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: Oprahoma

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sat Feb 04, 2017 3:06 pm

Badfellow wrote:
Sat Feb 04, 2017 12:23 pm
All males between the ages of 18-72 will be required to attend the Dr. Phil Sensitivity Training and Concentration Camp at a secret location in the Oprahzona desert.
Sign me up ASAP, I was recently informed that I, as a white male, am responsible for all of the problems in the world.
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Re: Oprahoma

Post by Patchez » Sat Feb 04, 2017 3:22 pm

Badfellow wrote:
Sat Feb 04, 2017 12:23 pm
All males between the ages of 18-72 will be required to attend the Dr. Phil Sensitivity Training and Concentration Camp at a secret location in the Oprahzona desert.
We'll be able to find peyote in this desert, right?
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