can i give saliva?


they wont take my blood here in singapore because i might have mad cow disease.

Mayhem wrote:Arrived today, with a Sicilian Red Wine called Pinocchio, and a liter of Luksusowa! Three guesses as to what will be drunk tonight????????????????????????????????????????

semen?

Mother Goose wrote:Dammit, I thought I got some sort of tribute thread on account of how kickass I am. *sigh*

yeah thats what i thought too. that or some nursery rhymes.

cant quite find her, but its ok. didnt realise that the neighbourhood have been waiting for me to fight the wanker. i'll be sat on my veranda waiting for the twat. i have acid lined up for the idiot. unfortunately the lady i'm in love with is busy tonight. i'd love to have you call me. please do.

happy birthday mate!

am in the worst mood ever, so completely down and depressed it isnt even funny. might have a night on acid, but more likely to be on heroin again with a ketamine side.

so unreasonably unhappy.

i'll see you all in the morning with a story of the evening.

G_W wrote:

Cheffie wrote:Happy Birthday, fellow Capricorn! You are as bull headed as I am, that's why I luv ya!

I'm not bullheaded, everyone else is just wrong all the time.

no i'm not.

so sorry for your loss.

Birthday. Happy. Have one.

nice.

shit, i got muntered tonight and a mate of mine just told me than one of my last drinks had L.S.D in it. I LOVE ACID. as i type now my hands ae starting to look really big. hot aior from the fans in the computer wicked. iil tell you all what happened tonight when my brain is straight. i love you all.

i was born.

Drinks are on me!

By the time of his death in 1870 [he was on a marketing trip to Singapore and rumor has it that he " bundied " a bit to much and there wasn't enough bitter's in the world to cure what he caught] his reputation and that of Angostura Aromatic Bitters was internationally established. And the rest is h...

winebra? ha!

BEHOLD MY BOOZECOCK!

I agree two hundred percent: mescal is one of those crap juices they could never sell out of folklore and teen agers full of testosterone willing to show they can gulp the worm without shivering. Mescal is simply vile. I disagree here, to an extent. Mezcal is a fine, almost sublime spirit. It is ju...

bloke and his wife are in the pub. Another fella walk by, leans over and says to the wife "I want to fill your cunt up with guinness and swallow every last drop." the woman turns to her husband and says, "Aren't you going to defend my honour you pissmidget? Go and kick his arse." And her husbands s...