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by Bundy
Sat Jan 10, 2009 4:10 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The I just gave blood drunk
Replies: 25
Views: 2172

Re: The I just gave blood drunk

can i give saliva?


they wont take my blood here in singapore because i might have mad cow disease.
by Bundy
Sat Jan 10, 2009 12:04 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: I got a box!
Replies: 29
Views: 4224

Re: I got a box!

Mayhem wrote:Arrived today, with a Sicilian Red Wine called Pinocchio, and a liter of Luksusowa! Three guesses as to what will be drunk tonight????????????????????????????????????????
semen?
by Bundy
Fri Jan 09, 2009 11:26 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: In Praise of Mother Goose
Replies: 15
Views: 1810

Re: In Praise of Mother Goose

Mother Goose wrote:Dammit, I thought I got some sort of tribute thread on account of how kickass I am. *sigh*
yeah thats what i thought too. that or some nursery rhymes.
by Bundy
Fri Jan 09, 2009 9:41 am
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: might have to kill them all
Replies: 7
Views: 2142

Re: might have to kill them all

cant quite find her, but its ok. didnt realise that the neighbourhood have been waiting for me to fight the wanker. i'll be sat on my veranda waiting for the twat. i have acid lined up for the idiot. unfortunately the lady i'm in love with is busy tonight. i'd love to have you call me. please do.
by Bundy
Thu Jan 08, 2009 8:02 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Happy Birthday Ivan!!!
Replies: 30
Views: 1555

Re: Happy Birthday Ivan!!!

happy birthday mate!
by Bundy
Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:05 am
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: might have to kill them all
Replies: 7
Views: 2142

might have to kill them all

am in the worst mood ever, so completely down and depressed it isnt even funny. might have a night on acid, but more likely to be on heroin again with a ketamine side.

so unreasonably unhappy.

i'll see you all in the morning with a story of the evening.
by Bundy
Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:13 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: G.W
Replies: 14
Views: 330

Re: G.W

G_W wrote:
Cheffie wrote:Happy Birthday, fellow Capricorn! You are as bull headed as I am, that's why I luv ya!
I'm not bullheaded, everyone else is just wrong all the time.
no i'm not.
by Bundy
Mon Jan 05, 2009 6:48 pm
Forum: Our Fallen Comrades
Topic: 10 High
Replies: 176
Views: 141509

Re: Just so you know...

so sorry for your loss.
by Bundy
Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:35 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: G.W
Replies: 14
Views: 330

G.W

Birthday. Happy. Have one.

nice.
by Bundy
Sat Jan 03, 2009 1:44 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: on this day
Replies: 30
Views: 3235

Re: on this day

shit, i got muntered tonight and a mate of mine just told me than one of my last drinks had L.S.D in it. I LOVE ACID. as i type now my hands ae starting to look really big. hot aior from the fans in the computer wicked. iil tell you all what happened tonight when my brain is straight. i love you all.
by Bundy
Fri Jan 02, 2009 7:55 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: on this day
Replies: 30
Views: 3235

on this day

i was born.

Drinks are on me!
by Bundy
Tue Dec 30, 2008 7:17 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: who even likes angostura?
Replies: 29
Views: 2775

Re: who even likes angostura?

By the time of his death in 1870 [he was on a marketing trip to Singapore and rumor has it that he " bundied " a bit to much and there wasn't enough bitter's in the world to cure what he caught] his reputation and that of Angostura Aromatic Bitters was internationally established. And the rest is h...
by Bundy
Mon Dec 29, 2008 9:05 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Next time you tell a Lady 'Nice Rack'..
Replies: 17
Views: 1460

Re: Next time you tell a Lady 'Nice Rack'..

winebra? ha!

BEHOLD MY BOOZECOCK!
by Bundy
Mon Dec 29, 2008 9:02 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Nemesis
Replies: 52
Views: 2670

Re: Nemesis

I agree two hundred percent: mescal is one of those crap juices they could never sell out of folklore and teen agers full of testosterone willing to show they can gulp the worm without shivering. Mescal is simply vile. I disagree here, to an extent. Mezcal is a fine, almost sublime spirit. It is ju...
by Bundy
Sun Dec 28, 2008 7:08 pm
Forum: Drinking Quotes
Topic: Offensive bar jokes
Replies: 161
Views: 253979

Re: Offensive bar jokes

bloke and his wife are in the pub. Another fella walk by, leans over and says to the wife "I want to fill your cunt up with guinness and swallow every last drop." the woman turns to her husband and says, "Aren't you going to defend my honour you pissmidget? Go and kick his arse." And her husbands s...