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by Mister Priapus
Mon Mar 28, 2016 2:08 pm
Forum: TV & Film
Topic: Movies we would kill to not see again
Replies: 225
Views: 148854

Re: Movies we would kill puppies not to see again

Patchez wrote:
Frankennietzsche wrote:
Mister Priapus wrote:I'll say it... the new Star Wars. Damn kids movie!
It was better than the middle movies. But it was no Battle Beyond the Stars.

I t was no Last Starfighter.
It was no Dark Star.
by Mister Priapus
Mon Mar 28, 2016 2:06 pm
Forum: My Favorite Bar
Topic: Rosenberg, Texas
Replies: 5
Views: 12190

Re: Rosenberg, Texas

Frankennietzsche wrote:Rosenberg, Texas? Oi... I'll bet you can find a nice brisket there. Or maybe a good schmeer.
I'd probably have to go to Houston for a good schmeer. Brisket on the other hand.....
by Mister Priapus
Mon Mar 28, 2016 2:00 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 12396
Views: 1407566

Re: What are you drinking right now?

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by Mister Priapus
Mon Mar 28, 2016 1:57 pm
Forum: Politics, Whining and Other Bullshit
Topic: Thoughts On Trump and The Freak Show That Surrounds Him?
Replies: 462
Views: 255938

Re: Thoughts On Trump and The Freak Show That Surrounds Him?

One problem I've had is that my sure prediction that he will be the next President is often mistaken for support. My man was Carson, even though I had misgivings that he was too gentle a soul for the job. But as soon as Trump and Megyn Kelly got into it at that first debate, I just knew he was going...
by Mister Priapus
Wed Mar 16, 2016 6:12 pm
Forum: Politics, Whining and Other Bullshit
Topic: Thoughts On Trump and The Freak Show That Surrounds Him?
Replies: 462
Views: 255938

Thoughts On Trump and The Freak Show That Surrounds Him?

Because I'm the kind of guy that occasionally likes to throw fuel on the fire.

I'm not saying I'm for him or against him. It's just that every day this guy's plot seems to thicken and I got to face palm and go, "only in America."

Just want to get the sauced perspective.
by Mister Priapus
Wed Mar 16, 2016 5:36 pm
Forum: The Rest
Topic: Video Games
Replies: 41
Views: 22756

Re: Hey gamers

oettinger wrote:Doom 4 is upon you
Yes yes yes
I like how when you die the revenant rips your arms off. Gamer boner!
by Mister Priapus
Wed Mar 16, 2016 5:33 pm
Forum: The Rest
Topic: Cards Against Humanity
Replies: 3
Views: 8075

Cards Against Humanity

We didn't even start playing until I had at least three of some sort of Gilligan's Island theme cocktail. That shit was designed for when you're lit.
by Mister Priapus
Wed Mar 16, 2016 5:29 pm
Forum: TV & Film
Topic: Movies We'd Like to See Again
Replies: 1139
Views: 398593

Re: Movies We'd Like to See Again

Das Boot. See my avatar.

Too lazy to read this whole damn thread to see if anyone mentioned it.
by Mister Priapus
Wed Mar 16, 2016 5:26 pm
Forum: TV & Film
Topic: Movies we would kill to not see again
Replies: 225
Views: 148854

Re: Movies we would kill puppies not to see again

I'll say it... the new Star Wars. Damn kids movie!
by Mister Priapus
Wed Mar 16, 2016 5:21 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Blackout Curtains
Replies: 4
Views: 2127

Re: Blackout Curtains

Does it count if they're old grandma curtains, with frilly window treatments?
by Mister Priapus
Wed Mar 16, 2016 5:20 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: OARS
Replies: 10
Views: 1584

Re: OARS

Beer just makes me sleepy in large amounts so skip it unless I want to be functionally tipsy. This is usually when I'm working out with my gents and don't want to get sloppy while I'm handling weights. But again, I got to stop after two or three or I'm going to be shut down before I'm drunk. But whe...
by Mister Priapus
Sun Mar 13, 2016 10:12 pm
Forum: My Favorite Bar
Topic: Rosenberg, Texas
Replies: 5
Views: 12190

Rosenberg, Texas

Any fellow Texas drunks know a good watering hole in the Richmond/Rosenberg area? Don't make me drive to H-town.
by Mister Priapus
Sun Mar 13, 2016 10:05 pm
Forum: Music to Booze To
Topic: Whatcha listening to?
Replies: 10903
Views: 1382269

Re: Whatcha listening to?

Metal!

The answer to this question is always metal!

https://youtu.be/euzd-Om57vM