Some Guinness was spilt on the bar room floor, when the pub was closed for the night. Out of his hole crept a wee brown mouse, and he stood in the pale moonlight. He lapped up the frothy foam from the floor, then back on his haunches he sat. All night long you could hear the mouse roar, "Bring on th...

"Shit Luck" by Modest Mouse

This plane is definitely crashing!!!

The Blasters, when they had Peetie on piano.

Depends on how you define "old", but I'll add in Shane MacGowan -- legend.

Listening to Peetie bang that piano in "Kathleen" when he was with the Blasters... Here's a Talisker to ya, Peetie.

Shane MacGowan. Just gotta get a few more teeth, but I got the whiskey part nailed.

http://portofcallnola.com/

Port of Call in NOLA. Just a stumble away and great chow.

Warren Zevon's drinking, "Heartache, motor oil and Bombay Gin... I'll sleep when I'm dead."

His greatest accomplishment--as a host if not as a pope--was the Banquet of Chestnuts held in 1501. This sounds nice enough until you learn that the chestnuts were merely a pretext to have a pack of naked hookers crawling around the ground collecting them. But that wasn't the evening's only nut-rel...

An empty stomach.

Before noon, we used to drink beers with a dash of lemonade in them when we were in Australia (called, appropriately, a "dash"). Nice prep work for the later heavy lifting. Got no idea why it works, but it does.

[quote="peetie44 Unk, I'll swim in THAT creek. Oh yeah. Your old band did a tune about jumpin in and staying drunk all the time of course, but I guess nobody could figure out how to rhyme whiskey into all that. Wine works though. "If the river was whiskey and I was a diving-duck (x2) I'd swim to th...

peetie44 wrote:Calx,

Welcome aboard. Good to have another piano-player on the forum.

I'll take a shot of Lagavulin w/ a Guinness back.

CHEERS! **clink**

Calx, double that up for me. That peetie knows a good combo...

Badfellow wrote:Welcome, welcome.

I'll have a shot of slivovitz ...

Masochist. Did you do something you have to punish yourself for?

peetie44 wrote:

Uncle Gary wrote:Knob Creek.

Unk,

I'll swim in THAT creek.

Oh yeah. Your old band did a tune about jumpin in and staying drunk all the time of course, but I guess nobody could figure out how to rhyme whiskey into all that. Wine works though.