I just realized that almost everything that gets posted here is shit. Its really not worth the effort of clicking on. I know lots of you are great people and have things worth hearing, but there is just too damn much horseshit to wade through. Great meeting almost all of you, but I'm out.

Being the other dude is about shit stupid. First, you know she's a liar. Second, you never know when dude will get wind of it and come looking to beat your ass. You might be able to take him in a fair fight, but starting out getting ax handled upside the back of your head isn't a blueprint for succe...

Nice. Hangovers as work related injuries.

El Boozificator wrote:I discovered immediately that if you want those people to talk to you, you have to accept to drink with them.

Service above and beyond the call of duty.

noirly wrote:well did you get a BJ . . .?
nothing like a pity scrog !

Nope. Actually I couldn't even jerk off with both hands in casts.

I got hit by a car around 3pm, out of the hospital by 10, at the bar at 10:30. Cast on each arm from finger tips to halfway up the bicep. Broken wrists. Coudn't work my pants so I had some girls I knew help out when I got done pissing. We're in the hall later on, about 6 of us BSing and I go piss. G...

The hydrazine likely froze so the tank would survive rentry. The heat would melt the hydrazine and when the tank ruptured either on impact or in the lower atmosphere it would cover a huge area with toxins. There was something like 5 tons of the stuff, its not like the gas tank on your chevette wagon...

I usually have a pic of myself as an Av, but decided to switch it up. I just never switched back since I don't spend much time here anymore.

TheBigCasino wrote:http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/nfl_ex ... fl%2C65863

guess it was only a matter of time

Wow. What a bunch of tools.

For fuck's sake, can you assholes shut the fuck up with all the holier than thou bullshit?

Warriors...come out to play-eee-ayy!

Oh wait, you're talking about basketball? Fuck that shit. I'll watch golf, curling, competitive eating, and hillbillies turning left in fast cars before I subject myself to that tripe.

Savage wrote:Sterilization. So the dirty bitch doesn't have any more kids she'll abuse and neglect.

It says the baby was in the back seat with her mother. Is that the baby's mother or the driver's mother? Who's kid was it?

Crystal wrote:i was going to feel sorry for you.... until you told me minimum wage is $14/hr. That's more than I make. Screw you, buddy.

Hope you don't live in the Peoples Republic of California. That would be a $25 fifth of Jack comparing minimum wages.

Start drinking at 7am and eat nothing but 600 calorie doughnuts all day wandering from packed bar to packed bar. Thats a start.

I was supposed to go to Hamtramck and Drink beer and eat Paczkis all day. Made plans to meet up with a bunch of folks at 7am, but turned off my alarm. Didn't wake up until 3pm then did homework for a few hours. Damnit. Now I remember what I was supposed to do today. For those of you unfamiliar with ...