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by FAtE-ORADE
Sat Jun 21, 2008 6:21 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Ouch, that hurt!
Replies: 50
Views: 7438

Re: Ouch, that hurt!

One of my girl friends thought itd be funny to play doctor and dislocated my knee cap with a hammer... had to have a tibial tuberical osteotomy
by FAtE-ORADE
Sat Jun 14, 2008 3:09 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Beer before liquor, never get sicker.
Replies: 32
Views: 5515

Re: Beer before liquor, never get sicker.

Ya I think this is a teetotallers myth, ur a pussy if u cant take it.
by FAtE-ORADE
Fri Jun 06, 2008 9:40 am
Forum: New Booze Reviews
Topic: Vodka recomendations
Replies: 50
Views: 28233

Re: Vodka recomendations

Booz Hound wrote:Popov, I know you gave it up but at 14 bucks a handle who can resist! Also with the attrition rate my bottles suffer if I drank the good stuff I’d be broke within a week.
Meh i only drink that with the fade...same goes with VIP unless im already hella drunk.
by FAtE-ORADE
Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:38 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Can They Smell Alcohol On You?
Replies: 25
Views: 11190

Re: Can They Smell Alcohol On You?

Unfortunately, Grace O'Malley, I drink copious amounts of vodka and it has been noticed at work (my boss is cool though!) my best suggestion is to keep a body spray at work and every time you seem to be getting noticed just sprits a little on to you. Also, gum helps because if you’re hung-over booz...
by FAtE-ORADE
Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:12 pm
Forum: New Booze Reviews
Topic: Vodka recomendations
Replies: 50
Views: 28233

Re: Vodka recomendations

I'm sure everyone knows this, but it bears repeating: "Tito's Handmade Vodka" is horrific. A new fave of mine is Boru. Luck of the Irish! Shmoo, As stated in my earlier post, I'm not much of a vodka drinker. But I've had Tito's in TX and it seemed like much the same as most others (granted, I only ...
by FAtE-ORADE
Wed May 28, 2008 5:20 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: the next holocaust
Replies: 9
Views: 2999

Re: the next holocaust

I'm not a huge fan of the show, but have any of you seen the south park episode about aa? it was pretty spot on. "the Show"...that's a great description...I love it! Might I use it? And I 2nd the feelings on it...never worked for me...I kept thinking, what a bunch of fuckin quitters. hahaha quitter...
by FAtE-ORADE
Wed May 28, 2008 4:51 pm
Forum: Astonishing New Drink Recipes
Topic: the drink of the champions
Replies: 17
Views: 4780

Re: the drink of the champions

Dr. Dotto S. Blotto wrote:you know, white merlot or any other rose wine is subterfuged well in a bottle of vitamin water. just make sure the label matches the color of your drink.
That is very clever, the utilization of the undercover booze is always a trick of the trade. a simple gift from the divine.
by FAtE-ORADE
Wed May 28, 2008 4:48 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: the next holocaust
Replies: 9
Views: 2999

Re: the next holocaust

Ya I wouldve been locked the fuck back up if they wouldve figured it out man, it was a brutally horrifying. But luckily, they can never find alcohol in ur urine.. yay! Christ almighty though, AA, drug dependcy groups are so lame... Im not gonna sit their and whine about how im 'powerless' or 'devian...
by FAtE-ORADE
Thu May 22, 2008 3:52 pm
Forum: Astonishing New Drink Recipes
Topic: the drink of the champions
Replies: 17
Views: 4780

Re: the drink of the champions

Gatorade is a devil even though, as my druggist told me, it's really no healthier than water. I had a medical doctor (and a respectable drunk) tell me that when you look at the chemistry, unless you are doing really strenuous physical activity, like fucking a stripper or playing football in florida...
by FAtE-ORADE
Sun May 18, 2008 11:40 pm
Forum: Astonishing New Drink Recipes
Topic: the drink of the champions
Replies: 17
Views: 4780

Re: the drink of the champions

I mean you all probably know. but I figured I had to post it just for those...who might be living in a tyrannical country were gatorade is some kind of westernized devil of their world.

really though, when ur out goin to meet chicks at a dry event, whaddya bring? some fadeorade!
by FAtE-ORADE
Sun May 18, 2008 11:35 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: ciggs and booze
Replies: 43
Views: 6384

Re: ciggs and booze

ohh yah, but than again you could just put that substance in a cigar wrap.. Why bother with the cigar? Just grab out a skin and mix as desired. If you've not tried the mix of right handed tobacco and left handed tobacco you should. Those who have will concur I am sure. Are we talkin about the wacky...
by FAtE-ORADE
Sun May 18, 2008 11:32 pm
Forum: New Booze Reviews
Topic: Vodka recomendations
Replies: 50
Views: 28233

Re: Vodka recomendations

Chimneyfish wrote:Skyy 90 is the best vodka you can buy. It's 100% distillate. It's even purer than both Stoli Elit and Jewel of Russia at about half the price of each.
sky throws u up sky high wooo! higher than a motha fuckin roller coaster!
by FAtE-ORADE
Sat May 17, 2008 12:34 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Drunk dial Thread
Replies: 1296
Views: 204952

Re: Drunk dial Thread

what the hell ur a telemarketer for that one magazine, no! no no


I need more drunk buddies to shoot the shit with so PM if u want

Males ok

Females... even better.
by FAtE-ORADE
Sat May 17, 2008 12:32 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: ciggs and booze
Replies: 43
Views: 6384

Re: ciggs and booze

american spirits arent chemically enough. One of the many nice things about rolling your own is that it is very easy to introduce other substances in to the mix. I like to think that it gives one ultimate control over one's smoking pleasure. ohh yah, but than again you could just put that substance...
by FAtE-ORADE
Sat May 17, 2008 12:29 am
Forum: New Booze Reviews
Topic: Vodka recomendations
Replies: 50
Views: 28233

Re: Vodka recomendations

well I would recommend mixing it with gatorade it makes for a good punch like drink that u can just whisk away into the abyss.