No more fezzes?!? Why? Why was I too cheap to buy one when I could?

Bluespook wrote:It needs to be brought back...along with the...flask.

And there was a flask?!? Awwwww fuck me! What have I missed out on?

Yep.

A) Rachel Maddow happens to be a master mixologist, so she sure as hell knows how to set the mood, but... B) I happen to be downloading "Who's Nailin' Paylin?" as I type, so it only seems right that I should vote for Palin. She can hunt my moose any day. And by that I mean she can fuck me whenever s...

You gotta pay the troll toll if you wanna get this boy's hole.

BritishSte wrote:

Holy shitballs is that crack all her vagina? I could be literally reborn with that broad.

Concur

About a year ago I came home from a drunken walk that ended up at the local bar till 2. When I came home my dad freaked out and asked if I'd seriously been driving somewhere, to which I replied "no, I went for a...stagger". It seemed more accurate than walking.

tisbor wrote:i'll be fucking stupid of course :
i'm going to play undead Michael Jackson covers .
i'll wear gloves

It's all well and good to say it, but where will you get the sweetass red jacket?

...of "hellblazer" and holy balls has it put me in a good mood for the past month. Couldn't advise this enough. Even if you're not into comics, get a TPB from your local library and peruse one or two in a day.

Rip Rufus wrote:I have been watching "Rome", which was the best thing HBO ever did in the history of ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiGfPzwRBSw

Fer fucks sake, he chopped a dude's head off with a damn shield!

Titus Pullo FTW!!!

Because otherwise I'd be s*ber.

Rare
Lettuce
Bacon
Pickles
Sauteed Onions
Jalapenos
Mustard

Awwwwww fuck. Now I've gone and made myself hungry.

For the record: I'm sooooooo glad my local "over-serves" as though there can ever be such a thing.

Why doesn't Budweiser drop the "drink responsibly" shtick, fess up, and put this guy in a commercial?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh6oGwOM ... _embedded#

Dr. McNinja.