I moved to my current apartment 11 months ago, and frequent a bar about a five minute walk away. The other night, I finally got cut off for the first time. I just laughed when it happened, I was approaching a perfectly obnoxious level of noise, bound to happen. No ragerts. I finally feel like I'm es...

Frankennietzsche wrote:If it's going to be "the most Florida thing ever", it has to at least involve meth, if not Flakka.

Katanas, too.

Hahahahahahaha thank you peetie, I couldn't imagine a better welcome.

Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.

Got the account sorted out now.

I'd hate to ruin your link.

Wow. It has been awhile since I’ve posted. My old account was deactivated, I guess I forgot to log in for a couple few years. BUT! I come back now as I originally did nearly 10 years ago because I need a permanent place to store a story away from my sieve-like brain, and this seems like the place fo...

There's a fox and hound up by k bay, I don't usually go up that way but is that the place?

sounds like a business opportunity. i give you leave to use the following name in the state of hawaii: "international waters." No joke, this is something I've been seriously considering lately. Not a tiki bar, because I'm not sure how well that would go with the locals (especially owned by a haole)...

Hey, howdy, how goes it? Haven't been on much this...year, fuck. Lotta moving around and adventuretimes and so forth. Living in Honolulu now, and I've got a question: Where the shit are my tiki bars? I thought those would at least exist here, arcades seem unaffected by the passage of time due to jap...

Smatter Noguts wrote:Piece of cake.

That's what I like to hear. Thanks for all the encouragement, let's see about this.

So after a many many months long wait, I'm finally shipping out. As of tuesday, I'm gonna be a sailor. Wish me luck, the savages don't even let you smoke.

Wingman wrote:best of luck. i'm assuming you're already out of touch, so welcome back! hope it was boring.

THIS MAN COMMUNICATES WITH THE FUTURE.

A handful of people rightly despise me right now. For the record, a bottle of champagne does not equal "a drink".

Mr Boozificator wrote:...imposed dryness.

And here I thought that only applied to US troops in muslim countries. Is everyone kowtowing to these uptight pricks? Turn that place around, indeed.

I just think it's a damn shame about the precedent this sets. I love the idea of daydrinking without getting groggy, and as for four specifically, I only ever tried the fruit punch, and it tasted delicious.

...And sugar and measuring and shit. Psh, this is one step. Therefore, magic.