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by Absinthe Of Malice
Thu Feb 10, 2022 8:32 am
Forum: Soused Cooking
Topic: Sandwiches!
Replies: 238
Views: 2003769

Fluffernutters and Burgers

Fluffernutters, yes the fuck please.

Fluffernutellas, holy SHIT yes the fuck please.

One thing I don't want on my burger? I'm over the old blue cheese burger craze. Mushrooms end up too slippery on a good burger, so that's my "no fuckin way runner up".
by Absinthe Of Malice
Wed Nov 24, 2021 9:05 am
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: How I Mercilessly Taunted a Stupid Girl, Lost a Life-Long Friend and Started an Annual Holiday
Replies: 15
Views: 20668

Re: How I Mercilessly Taunted a Stupid Girl, Lost a Life-Long Friend and Started an Annual Holiday

Did you even wish us a "Happy Gwenaya Pig Day, Festivus for the rest of us and Mustachio Aficionado Day" day, yet??
by Absinthe Of Malice
Fri Nov 19, 2021 1:12 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The Hole
Replies: 477
Views: 200088

Re: The Hole

There were some great posts about Chef Boyoboyardee Chikn Alfredo a while back. I'm in for a few cans.

Can I stick a can in the Hole?
by Absinthe Of Malice
Tue Nov 16, 2021 1:04 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em
Replies: 428
Views: 102559

Re: Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em

CT it's a buttered, grill toasted, split top potato hot dog style roll, warm lobster with butter, no mayo.

ETA, I'm sure Bill would have chimed in on the lobstah roll, ayuh.
by Absinthe Of Malice
Tue Nov 16, 2021 11:38 am
Forum: My Favorite Bar
Topic: Favorite Drinking Destination and Why?
Replies: 55
Views: 42000

Re: Saipan

Merchant Seaman wrote:
Wed May 19, 2021 7:45 pm
.. to drink Night Train Express from the top shelf at the UFO bar, but that's a different story.
I must go to a bar so crappy that Night Train is on the top shelf...
by Absinthe Of Malice
Tue Nov 16, 2021 11:35 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The say what's on your mind thread ....
Replies: 5903
Views: 460786

Re: The say what's on your mind thread ....

Feel free to skip the boiled peanuts....I never saw the point.

Peanuts in Coke are also weird.
by Absinthe Of Malice
Tue Nov 16, 2021 8:30 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The say what's on your mind thread ....
Replies: 5903
Views: 460786

Re: The say what's on your mind thread ....

^^^^^^^the ones with no brand name that come in a greasy paper bag are the best truck stop pork rinds.
by Absinthe Of Malice
Tue Nov 16, 2021 8:27 am
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em
Replies: 428
Views: 102559

Re: Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em

https://www.courant.com/ctnow/food-drin ... llery.html

If the shitty-looking lobster roll is any indication, this article is completely and utterly baseless drivel.

proper lobster rolls in CT look like this

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by Absinthe Of Malice
Fri Nov 12, 2021 3:00 pm
Forum: Astonishing New Drink Recipes
Topic: Hot Buttered Rum Recipes
Replies: 29
Views: 16694

Re: Hot Buttered Rum Recipes

Dear Booze wrote:
Thu Nov 11, 2021 9:24 pm

This is our "starter kit" recipe:
2 teaspoons brown sugar; butter; dash of vanilla extract; cinnamon, nutmeg, and allspice to taste; Rum, Rye, or whatever booze we want.

We also stir in some heavy whipping cream if we have it.
Fuck me this all sounds good.
by Absinthe Of Malice
Fri Nov 12, 2021 2:58 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: Relationships and Marriage etc.
Replies: 29
Views: 12645

Re: How do you do it?

Dear Booze wrote:
Fri Nov 12, 2021 2:11 pm
Patchez wrote:
Fri Nov 12, 2021 12:58 pm
Savage wrote:
Fri Nov 12, 2021 12:04 am
I bet it was a crockpot. Guessing they got hitched during the crockpot craze.
Are we still in the fucking Bread Maker phase?
Instant pot maybe? Air-fryer? Who can say??
by Absinthe Of Malice
Fri Nov 12, 2021 1:36 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Favorite time of the day to get loaded
Replies: 65
Views: 64678

Re: Favorite time of the day to get loaded

Early Sunday AM is always a special time for me...I don't ordinarily sleep in nor do I usually get an opportunity to do so. But lounging in bed and having a couple of beers or a few pulls straight out of the bottle, warm and relaxed...I sometimes drift dreamily off to sleep again, usually to awaken ...
by Absinthe Of Malice
Fri Nov 12, 2021 10:34 am
Forum: Soused Cooking
Topic: Sandwiches!
Replies: 238
Views: 2003769

Re: Sandwiches!

Can we have some order in this thread please? Moderators! He's talking about pitas! A pita is not a sandwich. Its as much of a sandwich as a burrito is. John Montagu the 4th Earl of Sandwich and the inventor of the sandwich is rolling in his grave right now. You guys make me fucking sick! The good ...
by Absinthe Of Malice
Fri Nov 12, 2021 10:15 am
Forum: Soused Cooking
Topic: PIZZA!!!!
Replies: 186
Views: 204631

Re: PIZZA!!!!

That goddam BBQ hotdog thing would push every single drunk food button for me.
by Absinthe Of Malice
Thu Nov 11, 2021 2:13 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Doc Wants to Make Me a Tee-Totaler
Replies: 23
Views: 2105

Just like fuckin' Moses

After 30 days in the deserts' dryness, I am fixing to drink milk and honey, feast on manna, and some Dickel BIB.

Amen, Selah and Mahalo.
by Absinthe Of Malice
Wed Nov 10, 2021 7:39 am
Forum: Our Fallen Comrades
Topic: Mistah Willies Has Shuffled Off His Mortal Coil
Replies: 71
Views: 79390

Re: Mistah Willies Has Shuffled Off His Mortal Coil

It was bittersweet going thru my IMs in Instagram...Bill loved the disappearing messages, so I've got big gaps,but I remember a lot of what fills in the blanks...