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by Malkor
Tue Nov 10, 2015 3:21 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What does your drink of the choice tell about you?
Replies: 42
Views: 4177

Re: What does your drink of the choice tell about you?

lager mostly, although I used to be a fiend for cheap cider, this means im either a functional alcoholic or an occasional howling bum

I can live with this
by Malkor
Mon Nov 09, 2015 3:25 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: '16 Europe trip
Replies: 171
Views: 17314

Re: '16 Europe trip

This interests me greatly and yes, I will come for definite, I have no schedule as I am self employed so I can make any date, this will be awesome! Prost!
by Malkor
Mon Nov 09, 2015 3:06 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Tales of the Clan
Replies: 13
Views: 1535

Re: Tales of the Clan

It was that long ago I cant even remember, but I recall the early days and the popularity of this board: I joined in 2004 so 11 years an official drunkard, this is worrying...........we had a thriving community and a very involved editor, it was sweet as fuck. we have waned over the ensuing decade b...
by Malkor
Mon Nov 09, 2015 2:57 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: '16 Europe trip
Replies: 171
Views: 17314

Re: '16 Europe trip

If this is serious, and people aren't going to flake then yes, I will grace you with my fetid presence. I hear a lot of noise.....budapest (fine) estonia (fine) Berlin (fine) but am yet to hear a solid plan, what the fuck, pick a place, name the place and we will come, piss around and it will fail B...
by Malkor
Sun Oct 11, 2015 2:07 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Sunday
Replies: 1845
Views: 230204

Re: Sunday

Its been a long week! week off....drunk for most, horrific acid reflux for some, now its nursing beers until work in the AM, happy sunday drunks!
by Malkor
Wed Oct 07, 2015 1:40 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: "Hello, I'm back!" - Where have you been? What's your excuse?
Replies: 921
Views: 347027

Re: Fuck me its been 11 years

Excellent, long may it continue dale! I have had the opportunity ofa significant bender this week so have been rarely road legal for the past 4 days.....this has not changed today
by Malkor
Mon Oct 05, 2015 12:54 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: "Hello, I'm back!" - Where have you been? What's your excuse?
Replies: 921
Views: 347027

Re: Fuck me its been 11 years

Patchez wrote:Welcome back!
Cheers to the fantastic prose!
I never left! although thank you for your gratitude of the prose!

im so drunk I can barley see! 48hrs into it now! god bless us every one!
by Malkor
Sun Oct 04, 2015 5:53 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: "Hello, I'm back!" - Where have you been? What's your excuse?
Replies: 921
Views: 347027

Re: Fuck me its been 11 years

Dale wrote:I gotta get me some apple cider now.

Christ yes i used to drink a lot of that! lager usually nowadays as ive matured slightly (in drinks.....not in behavior!) to being old!
by Malkor
Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:11 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: "Hello, I'm back!" - Where have you been? What's your excuse?
Replies: 921
Views: 347027

Fuck me its been 11 years

I looked at my profile, I joined in 2004....I recall that time, it was a good time and an incredibly shit time, would I take any of it back to postpone what ive become? no....I dont think id change a single minute.... ive stopped drinking in between, ive resumed, ive hit it hard and ive lazily swigg...
by Malkor
Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:05 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Pig Roasts
Replies: 8
Views: 1168

Re: Pig Roasts

This is something I would enjoy! we have a hog roast company that comes to a couple of my kayak get together s each year, its fucking awesome! sounds like a hell of a good time
by Malkor
Sun Sep 20, 2015 12:25 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Sunday
Replies: 1845
Views: 230204

Re: Sunday

Happy sunday, a lazy lager drinking afternoon followed by what will be a whiskey soaked evening ahead of doing shit all tomorrow! I love Sundays!
by Malkor
Sat Sep 19, 2015 2:43 pm
Forum: Soused Cooking
Topic: Best Drunkard Munchies
Replies: 272
Views: 330736

Re: Best Drunkard Munchies

Donner Kebab, every time, I know its a huge cliché forthe UK drunk to order Donner Kebab but theres a reason for that, it tastes like arse unless your smashed, but when you have smashed said smashingness it is the very best thing in the world........the next day is made ever more horrifying by its l...
by Malkor
Sat Sep 19, 2015 2:22 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Alcohol Abatement Program
Replies: 13
Views: 1440

Re: Alcohol Abatement Program

Yeah it possible im afraid, we get it in England too aside from we get more leniant sentences if we offer to attend AA, I got slapped with it by my brief about a decade ago......those drunks in the meetings over here are hardcore reformed, makes you fucking sick
by Malkor
Sun Sep 13, 2015 2:06 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Sunday
Replies: 1845
Views: 230204

Re: Sunday

Happy Sunday to all! Roast dinner at the families house (with wine and lager a plenty) followed by a chilled evening of German beer at the homestead, to all Cheers and enjoy your shenanigans whatever they may be :D
by Malkor
Fri Sep 11, 2015 2:10 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Homebrew mishap
Replies: 24
Views: 2819

Re: Homebrew mishap

Cheap assed airlock....get a balloon, put said uninflated balloon over the neck of the brewing vessel, put a pinprick in the top the uninflated balloon.......profit

Thank me later

bum wine maker sine 1999