Click that link, the one and only photo of me you'll ever see, nor has been seen before, that beer is for the board, you magnificent bastards

I fear I've hijacked this thread, my apologies to mr Mcgroin

it'll be ok, thanks for the well wishes, our lass hasnt been out of bed for two days, but I think we are turning a corner on it

good food is helping.

going back to bed, good luck everyone

Cheers man, I'm sure we'll be fine but its just a shit time at the moment. take care of yourself

It suuuuucks! it sucks on a monumental level, and no booze dosent kill it but it makes it bearable, I'm a bus driver by trade (was always going to be that or a clown, yes all bus drivers and clowns are borderline alcoholics) So it turns out that the fucking mongoloids that have been using my bus for...

We can get everything besides paper products. I want to know: where did it all go? Three weeks and they still can`t re-stock? if its any consolation, following our swarm or retards buying all the toilet roll/kitchen roll they seem to have either run out of money or died already as theres plenty on ...

Let me know how you get on, essentially its a wash recipe for making neutral spirit (think vodka), if your feeling adventurous and have a few odds and ends kicking around (copper tubing, old pressure cooker/stockpot + some welding or plumbing skills) then you can throw a pot still together pretty ea...

Better plan is

20ltrs water

4kg sugar

2 teaspoons Baking yeast/brewing yeast is preferable but needs must

put in large bin, in warm place

Leave 5 days (will be between 5-8 percent abv

Drink, mix with cordial if your fussy

Good evening This evening turns a corner for myself and my countrymen in that we also in the UK have been detained I know that a lot of you in the US are under extreme measures also but I thought I would drink tonight in solidarity and let you know what I wish Id known last week I wish Id known it w...

Cage match! 2 tards enter, only 1 tard exits. We shall see who is the tardedest of 'em all. Pig jousting would also suffice, theyd need full livery and an arena worthy of champions, a day of drinking and tension building as they smack talk each other following the midday weigh in preceding an eveni...

They dont

Im not sure I get it,is this some kind of scatily clad prohibitionist or is it a genuinely slightly drunk adult entertainer? the mind boggles, I appear to have missed anything pertinent so will retire once again to the mist.

*moves away sideways*

Breasts!

4 wole roast chikcens!

4 wole roast chikcens!

I belive smatter harks back to the years of yore, prior to this current abomination. the years before facebook and other social networks diminished our membership and also before responsibilities and death took out the rest. there was a time before you chaps who now support/dominate the boards exist...