I would I would
In a boat
I would I would
With a goat



...no wait, I take back the part about the goat.

good on ye, peetie!

Your wife will be most interested in this post. Just kiddin' you, man. Hope all is going well. Hey, pm your #'s for a DD.

Hayzoos Christo. Depressing shit, that. I just got up from passing out so I'll pour a round for the fallen. I'm a public service kind of guy.

treetop wrote:there shoulda been a wee bottle in there too. unless some chick that lives with you snuck it away. glad it got there safe.

True to the dat. There was a wee bot of Grey Goose vodka that lasted about 6 minutes. Again, much thanks.

...courtesy of coquis_chris I remember when I was 19 the cops busted a party at a friend's apartment at college and the RA came in as I was drinking a 40 and was like "Put that down! Let's go! The cops are already outside!" I was like, "What are they gonna do, double-arrest me?" Then I chugged the r...

so i open the door about 3pm to go get the mail (i'm all unemployed and shit [again], or as the more noble crowd say 'at liberty') and there's this shoebox-sized package on the doorstep. Wrapped in plain brown paper with Sharpie notes all over it, I'm thinking to self. Self, were you expecting somet...

Check out a book called 'Among the Thugs'. Author goes underground with Man United fans. Good read.

Had a complete repair of my acl last friday. doc gave me a script for percocet. told him i wouldn't take them becz they've got the acetamin0phen in them, which is far worse your hated - yet vital - organ, the liver. He glanced me over, because I'd given him my liver function history, and he basicall...

I lost an eye in the Caribbean, a leg in the Nams, half a kidney at Agincourt; caught cholera at Acre and will get third degree burns on the left side of my body at the Battle of Io. fnz wins this thread. oh, and to answer your question: i wouldn't want to fight me. no my friend, fnz just won the i...

Resident Asshole wrote:I'm going to try. I didn't know of this until today.

me too. wait. what?

tomodon wrote:Nice one lads. Hello from Ireland at 4:40am. Cheers!

right back at ya from indy. just finished linseed-oiling our 5 year-old's first hurley!

And yes, that Cruzan be one sonofabitch....much thanks to thirsty and boozy for stopping by. and i'm standin' ground on my shorts, dammit.

Is there a link to the condo? I want to check it out so I can pretend I am there when you guys are. Here you go. :) http://www.vrbo.com/370391#rates they should mention that it's across the street from a "museum of the weird". i think that after this weekend, the sign will be appropriately re-locat...

christ where do i start.

GODDDAIMMMMATTIIE fuck me! busted acl ligament. surgery on the first of next month. shite, no more chances of hurling this season.. 6 weeks on crutches. fuckass. why? a tragic badminton accident. hyper-rotation > mri > doc say 'yo acl (anterior crutieal ligament fo the peeps not in the know) is mess...