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- Sat Jun 03, 2023 12:38 am
- Forum: Music to Booze To
- Topic: Replacing girls with squirrels
- Replies: 31
- Views: 9375
Re: Replacing girls with squirrels
Squirrel, you know it"s true!
- Sat May 13, 2023 7:50 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Why are you hate drinking right now!?
- Replies: 8
- Views: 2066
Re: Why are you hate drinking right now!?
Because fuck my brother in law, for real for real Jesus Christ, he lives across the country in [REDACTED], with his new girl who's taken over his life, and I guarantee she's only the second person to fuck him after his ex-wife -- who is losing her mind at the moment, as well -- and he just keeps do...
- Sun Feb 26, 2023 12:01 pm
- Forum: Not Booze Related
- Topic: THE CHASIST
- Replies: 1848
- Views: 234784
Re: THE CHASIST
What was left of my mind just got blown. impressive.
- Fri Feb 24, 2023 11:39 pm
- Forum: Not Booze Related
- Topic: Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em
- Replies: 428
- Views: 112290
Re: Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em
The discontinued Hula Burger from Mickey D's. What kind of person that isn't vegetarian would order a pineapple and cheese sandwich?! Does it come with free booze? Yeah it comes with booze if you order the Hula Burger Extra Value Meal. All right bring me twelve glasses of wine and a burger. Those t...
- Wed Feb 22, 2023 4:54 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: It's Friday, drunks.
- Replies: 556
- Views: 153892
Re: It's Friday, drunks.
What, already? I would've sworn it was a Wednesday, but hey, who am I to question my fellow drunkards. Where's my Glenmorangie?
- Mon Feb 20, 2023 1:14 pm
- Forum: Not Booze Related
- Topic: Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em
- Replies: 428
- Views: 112290
Re: Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em
Does it come with free booze?Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Mon Feb 20, 2023 6:27 amThe discontinued Hula Burger from Mickey D's. What kind of person that isn't vegetarian would order a pineapple and cheese sandwich?!
- Fri Feb 17, 2023 5:21 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Lady Savage's Grumpy Chronicles
- Replies: 260
- Views: 70776
Re: sad news
I am sorry to read that.
If I understand correctly, Mr Savage is quite a stubborn person, so I would say that the disease will give up long before he even considers flinching.
Strength and courage to the two of you.
If I understand correctly, Mr Savage is quite a stubborn person, so I would say that the disease will give up long before he even considers flinching.
Strength and courage to the two of you.
- Sat Feb 11, 2023 5:03 pm
- Forum: Astonishing New Drink Recipes
- Topic: Searching for a recipe
- Replies: 28
- Views: 36815
Re: Searching for a recipe
Best advice is to use the Planter’s Punch formula as a base: 1 part strong (booze), 1 part weak (water or ice), 1 part sour, 1 part sweet. Bear in mind, these ratios were developed in the days of fiery, "kill-devil" rum that would strip the barnacles off a bumboat. So it should hold up well to a li...
- Sat Feb 11, 2023 5:01 pm
- Forum: Not Booze Related
- Topic: Shit we hate:
- Replies: 1738
- Views: 1042724
- Fri Feb 10, 2023 7:08 pm
- Forum: Not Booze Related
- Topic: Shit we hate:
- Replies: 1738
- Views: 1042724
Re: Shit we hate:
I hate that I like the movie "Dirty Dancing". And the fact that I find Swayze sexy in it. I hate that I like Flo-Rida's "Welcome to my house" song. I also hate lentils. Probably said that before. And Circus Peanuts. And raisins. I hate that I supported Dear Booze while he was campaigning for "Town/...
- Fri Feb 10, 2023 7:00 pm
- Forum: Music to Booze To
- Topic: Whatcha listening to?
- Replies: 10903
- Views: 1374947
Re: Whatcha listening to?
Abba
Joking, just joking, if you jumped your keyboard right now, I got you.
Joking, just joking, if you jumped your keyboard right now, I got you.
- Fri Feb 10, 2023 6:59 pm
- Forum: Not Booze Related
- Topic: Shit we are ambivalent about:
- Replies: 372
- Views: 247957
Re: Shit we are ambivalent about:
Ok, I am not the only one then. Yet I keep on listening. Weird.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Fri Jan 20, 2023 7:48 amPodcasts. Even when I actually watch them in addition to listening on YouTube, it's still kinda boring.
- Sat Feb 04, 2023 11:44 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: What are you drinking right now?
- Replies: 12389
- Views: 1404032
Re: What are you drinking right now?
A gallon of Guinness before and now rum, lime and orange juice with heavy whipping cream as I am typing this. The price of Guinness is disgusting in Tampa. A gallon of Guinness, excellent taste, need to wash it down with some Bushmills, cheers! Cheers my friend, to rovers and skulking ghosts of spl...
- Sat Feb 04, 2023 11:16 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: What are you drinking right now?
- Replies: 12389
- Views: 1404032
Re: What are you drinking right now?
A gallon of Guinness before and now rum, lime and orange juice with heavy whipping cream as I am typing this.
The price of Guinness is disgusting in Tampa.
The price of Guinness is disgusting in Tampa.
- Sat Feb 04, 2023 11:13 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Weird & Confusing Stuff
- Replies: 886
- Views: 213569